Suffice to say, if you are browsing this forum then you have a pretty active sex drive. It's been 2 weeks since the 'that's it, I'm out' statement and already getting cabin fever over the lack of punting.

Keen to get some genuine intel and real life experiences on the realm of 'male masturbators'. For the price of a couple of punts, the Fleshlight and Launch combo looks awesome. Strokes synced to the porn you're watching? . . . think I'm sold on the marketing hype already, sounds great. Not sure how it feels in practice though.

On the budget side of things, AliExpress has a veritable cornucopia of gizmo's designed for putting a smile on your face.

Roll on with suggestions.