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    Names you or others call your Penis.

    Go forth and ejaculate the name given to your pecker by yourself or the girls you punt.

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    Lol srsly...do u guys really name your cocks?

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    It’s a genuine question, just like all the other threads here. This thread might be a dismal failure as what I’m asking could be too personal?

    Just like airing dirty laundry this thread might be deemed too close for comfort.

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    Lol...the Chinese MLs call it the "little brother" as thats the euphemism in their language..

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    I would have thought they’d call it “Big Boss”. As it makes all the decisions doesn’t it?

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    Yes that would definitely be more appropriate.

    A mate of mine who stayed a virgin until he was in his mid 30s did actually name his wang...but that was a different story altogether..

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    "Boov" is what we call our penis in my language. With a quick Google search you will never figure it out because it is not officially in our dictionary.

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    Accidentally found this Wikipedia page:

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammary_intercourse

    And it actually has a detailed picture on the page lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnJones View Post
    "Boov" is what we call our penis in my language. With a quick Google search you will never figure it out because it is not officially in our dictionary.
    Mongol?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jedibear View Post
    Mongol?

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    Could be, if you think of pastries as dicks.

    You just gave me a hint there on something 😏 let's keep it between us

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    This wl called mine Vincent the other day and when I asked why she said "Because it's a massive dick."

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    lol what a question my regular asian lady calls it the sausage. If its not working chop it off

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReginaldBubbles View Post
    This wl called mine Vincent the other day and when I asked why she said "Because it's a massive dick."
    Well that can be taken two ways.

    Both are correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JSteel96 View Post
    lol what a question my regular asian lady calls it the sausage. If its not working chop it off
    Just be careful there are no sharp implements around, except for yours of course.

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    Also found this by chance:

    https://www.reddit.com/r/mongolia/co...cks/?rdt=52149

    Someone here would've known by now 😉

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    Quote Originally Posted by jedibear View Post
    Lol srsly...do u guys really name your cocks?

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    I call mine Princess fiona

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    Ok if I was to call mine a name it’d be Percy.

    Percy the Penis.

    I can just imagine telling a WL to “come here and give Percy the love he needs” or something as equally seductive as that.

    The WL telling other WLs “he calls his dick Percy” or “ just be careful girls, Percy spits”!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vincent888 View Post
    Go forth and ejaculate the name given to your pecker by yourself or the girls you punt.
    You serious? all right then:

    1. Sir Harry Hardon ( the biggest prick on campus) - was its title during my tertiary studies and college debauchery at the University of Queensland St Lucia during 1993-97.

    2. Big Brother - few Korean WLs called it this over the years.

    3. Cum Eel - one slut called it after I drenched her.

    4. The Jizzblaster from Down Under

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vincent888 View Post
    Just be careful there are no sharp implements around, except for yours of course.
    ha ha she always joking chop it and cook it

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    Quote Originally Posted by JSteel96 View Post
    ha ha she always joking chop it and cook it
    Not quite the same, but Lorena Bobbitt was famous for separating her husband from his manhood with a knife
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt

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