For some sort of reference point, I created an account solely to warn others from her.

I arrive, guy from reception introduces us and tells me she does 45 mins minimum. Not a problem, it's my first punt since shops reopen so that's what I was looking for anyway.

When we go in the room, she tells me to have a shower then spends the entire time on her phone. I'm surprised by this (not a super experienced punter but have probably 15-20 visits over my years), as I've never been completely ignored while I'm in the shower by a girl before (that isn't my partner at the time lol).

I sort of shake my head but it's cool! Maybe she's in the middle of something. I dry off then spend a minute just standing there before she notices I'm done, at which point she comes over and offers kissing and BBBJ for $150.

Amused slightly by this immediate money grab I politely decline, so she tells me to lie down and starts giving me the least enthusiastic and disappointing CBJ I've maybe ever received.

Seriously, like just the tip is being touched.

"Can you play with my balls" - no
"Can you go deeper" - no

Shaking my head I ask her if we can get the sex underway. She says sure, but says she won't do any position other than missionary because I'm "too big" downstairs.

Honestly I am reasonably thick down there (not a porn star length lol) but have had issues in the past with girls over it hurting in different positions so I'm okay with that, but it was followed by the most boring sex I've had in a long time, so I just got it over and done with, washed myself off, and left the room. All in all about 15 mins into my 45 min booking, I'm back at the front desk.

The lady at the front could sense I was annoyed so asked me if I was happy, to which I was honest and said no.

I am really really not one of those people who complaints to managers and asks for their money back EVER but this time was an exception.

I just told them I was disappointed and they immediately knew why, offering me a discount for next time and some of my money back which was really nice of them, and might have me coming back again at some point.

Alana seemed nice (apart from the lack of interest) and had a really sexy body but I can't help be really disappointed by my experience. Hopefully it was just a bad night for her.