Originally Posted by
asiafever
2020 has been, well, interesting.
I don't recall the last time I was on such a long hiatus from punting. Not even a sneaky massage. See, there was this girl, charming, beautiful, intelligent, half my age... We had one of those flings where you break up a half dozen times but keep getting back together. It didn't help that in the end she became like a bestie to my now teenage daughter. That also made it a little weird. Probably felt weird to her that her Dad and I became like best mates and drinking buddies too. In the end I had to do the right by her. See, I love her, dearly, she's an amazing person, but I'm not IN love with her. With so much of her life ahead of her she really shouldn't be wasting her time with me. Life is too short for that. After we broke up for the truly seriously really last time, as opposed to the previous last times, I came down with a cold. In this current climate I would have been better off with Ebola or leprosy.
Return factor is 100%, without question. For my first poat-lockdown post-girlfriend experience, she rates an enthusiastic 2 thumbs up. If you find yourself heading to Macquarie definitely make time to see her, such a delightful young lady.