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    We need some serious acting skills here.

    Preventive measures should be priority.
    Cover your trace. Finance, activities, time, smell etc......
    Always have excuses on on all sorts of whys, wheres, what's, how comes, ect....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nelly69 View Post
    haha, punt mode! I wish Apple will think of that
    Everyone knows working girls create an alter ego if you like to separate their work and personal lives. I think over time I have done the same thing, thus the term punt mode. A punt normally means a couple of beers beforehand and a build up of anticipation. I get myself into 'punt mode'.

    I am not capable of being a philandering mongerer 24/7. 😁 These guys that punt every other day amaze me and I am not so sure it is in a good way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by asiafever View Post
    My ex tried to test me once.
    My birthday was approaching and she said "You know, I was thinking for your birthday, why don't we hire an escort, a really sexy blonde with big tits, hire a hotel room and have a threesome for the night."
    Before I could blurt out "fuck Yeah!" My spidey senses had kicked in. My ex HATED the idea of escorts and was a rather jealous person. She had made both of those crystal clear previously. I calmly said "I'm only interested in you sweetie, besides who knows where she has been!"
    "GOOD! If you said yes you were in DEEP shit!"

    Never marry a lawyer with a black belt...
    Haha, asiafever! those trap questions!

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    Wow, that's thrilling. I would have heart attack if I were you then

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    I once asked my then GF to meet me at liverpool for lunch, since i reached early and had an hour to kill, thought of exploring 231 liverpool, after an hour session just walked out of front door and turned right, saw my GF crossing the street. I do not think she saw me exiting out of brothel or else it would have been weird conversation for rest of the evening.

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    holy shit that was close. Yeah I usually type in a address close to the shops or the nearest cross street.

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    New GF and your still going to 42G something tells me the relationship will not last long

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    In the early 2000s I had a new GF, and we were learning about each other, sexually also.

    One morning lying in bed she says "Have you ever seen a prostitute?"

    "Yeah babe, I've seen them standing on Brunswick Street in Fortitude Valley."

    Got up and brushed my teeth. Was trying to hide my smirk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nelly69 View Post
    So I had a close shave today, I am driving to 42G (42 Buffalo Road Gladesville) as the destination on the Apple car play with my (new) gf in the passenger seat. As I turned onto buffalo road and I could see 42G within my sight and my vision started to blur, I was ready to crash the car just so I don’t have to answer the inevitable question… why the F**K is 42G in your GPS history???

    Earlier in the day, my new lovely girlfriend asked if I can drive her to the dealer as her car was in for a service, without asking for any details I said sure, I’ll pick you up at 3pm. I arrived at her place, she gets in and I asked where are we going? She said its near Ryde, I proceed to drive off and she said I’ll put in the address on the GPS. She unlocks my phone and launches google maps and proceed to type in Buffalo Road, and said “oh its in here”. I thought nothing of it at first, until I saw the route information on my dash.

    FUCK!!!!! 42 BUFFALO ROAD GLADESVILLE!!! MY EYES POPPED OUT OF THE SOCKET and the only thing hiding it was my sunnies. I was just there last week and she found the address in my history. My mind is now racing and I am thinking how can this happen to me again??? (I got caught by my ex-in-law walking out of a FS joint).

    I am fuckin fried, I need to be smart about this! So I played it cool and asked, I thought you said Ryde? To which she replied, yeah sorry I meant Gladesville. I proceeded to drive to what seemed like an eternity! I must have tried to take every back street to try and blame google maps for bad direction so I can switch GPS systems.

    Eventually as I turned into Buffalo Road, I could see 42G in the distance, I am frantically trying to remember the business below 42G, I vaguely recall mechanic or smash repair so I can say “I had a car repair here”. But My car is brand new and she knows its never been repaired and I used to live in the east so would have never come here to get my car repaired. I thought about blaming her for the wrong address but it was in my history. I am racing through all these excuses in my head and I honestly want to either take the phone out of her hand and say some shit or honestly crash into a pole so the GPS doesn’t shout “you have arrived at your destination”

    Just as I was about to do something stupid, she yells “oh we are here” I looked up and I can see the Mazda sign (I’ve never noticed now beautiful the Mazda logo is) the location was 54 Buffalo road! I quickly pulled into the carpark as I see 42G disappear from the corner of my eyes, ripped the cord off my phone and turned off my car to remove any chance of the car saying, “your destination is 20 meters on your right”

    She popped out to go in the dealership and I said I’ll wait in the car. With my sweaty hands, I thanked the punting gods for letting me get away with this one! As I drove out of the dealership, my gf turned left in her car to go home and I turned right so I can drive pass 42G and give it salute “I’ll see you soon”

    Luckily I was going to book Karen today but she finished at 1pm, had that happened, that would have been in my today’s history. haha

    Moral of the story? Don’t use your regular GPS to find punting joints, cover your tracks and don’t let your gf use your phone. I will be using Waze for future punting adventures.
    Anytime fitness is across the road, could type in that address 😉

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    This is where having two phones comes in handy. Use one just for punting.

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    Old school street directories still exist at servo's. Just use that and after a couple of visits you'll remember where it is & how to get there anyway. Store the street directory in the seat pocket & she'll never see it either.

    Being old school means the tracks are covered anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ColesBag View Post
    Being old school means the tracks are covered anyway.


    I’ve seen in a few old western movies where the guy walks backwards. That could be a possible way of putting people off track?

    Punters walking backwards an obvious sign!

    Do any of you guys wear disguises too?

    Like a hat and a fake moustache for example???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vincent888 View Post

    Do any of you guys wear disguises too?

    Like a hat and a fake moustache for example???
    Hat, sunnies and now its more inconspicuous a face mask.
    Depending if i am working or not, ill have a change tops and bottoms in the boot of the car too.

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    I can't say I have been in exactly the same GPS scenario as the OP, but I did let my ex-gf use my phone once cause her sim plan got disconnected since she had not updated her card details on her carrier.

    She takes my phone, and calls support and is on speaker. I didn't think too much, cause I don't punt when I'm with someone. But I still had tapatalk installed cause I do like reading the shit stories people post here and out of nowhere I get a notification on tapatalk and my screen turns on and I can see the notification icon on the locks screen.

    Good thing that I have "hide sensitive notifications" turned on for the lock screen and I believe my ex had locked the screen when she put it on speaker.

    Had to make up an excuse that I had to scan a bar on myfitnesspal and took the phone from her and deleted my wechat and tapatalk for the time being lol

    Sometimes I feel like I should get a spare phone just for this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Sampler View Post
    Hat, sunnies and now its more inconspicuous a face mask.
    Depending if i am working or not, ill have a change tops and bottoms in the boot of the car too.
    If you were a plumber you could say you had to do a call out to an establishment for a leaky faucet? I’m sure there’d be any number of excuses you could think up?

    Having a change of clothes like superman eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBigChungus View Post
    I can't say I have been in exactly the same GPS scenario as the OP, but I did let my ex-gf use my phone once cause her sim plan got disconnected since she had not updated her card details on her carrier.

    She takes my phone, and calls support and is on speaker. I didn't think too much, cause I don't punt when I'm with someone. But I still had tapatalk installed cause I do like reading the shit stories people post here and out of nowhere I get a notification on tapatalk and my screen turns on and I can see the notification icon on the locks screen.

    Good thing that I have "hide sensitive notifications" turned on for the lock screen and I believe my ex had locked the screen when she put it on speaker.

    Had to make up an excuse that I had to scan a bar on myfitnesspal and took the phone from her and deleted my wechat and tapatalk for the time being lol

    Sometimes I feel like I should get a spare phone just for this.
    You dodged a bullet as they say!

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    This gave me a mini heart attack. I always search the address next to these locations to be safe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by expert View Post
    This gave me a mini heart attack. I always search the address next to these locations to be safe.
    Forward planning! Great idea.

    Just like colourful characters do.

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    LOL, funny story but glad you got out of it. If I were to punt in the same city where my partners live, I would really try to use a different phone from my everyday phone.

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    Haha, I just re-read my post and my heart still skipped a beat... I've been using incognito mode ever since.

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