Hi bro’s,

I’ve never quite understood this but most mornings when I wake up I find I have a raging hard on. It normally wakes up or pushes my girlfriend outta bed but I’m single right now so it’s just me.

Seriously though - why does it happen? I find morning boners are when I’m the hardest and horniest. And it’s peak time to have sex. The most enjoyable time. I can fuck for literally hours.

Problem is, I got no one to share it with. And most shops are closed at 8 or 9am when I wake up.

If there was a working girl who did morning outcalls fuck I’d be happy to pay a regular arrangement to come fuck or suck me off in bed.

I’ve often thought of it as a business idea. Start an app for morning business. Call it “Morning Glory”.

Whereas I find at night or after work I’m less horny and if I have sex then i just can’t get as hard. Maybe it’s old age.

Share me your thoughts.

Oh and if you know a girl who’d do a morning blowjob service - lemme know!!

Seven