Originally Posted by
iamking
Well that's funny coming from you based on your first response to simple.simon
Then again based on your postings, I might be confusing you with someone else here.
"It's not the shop, it's you. AF"
Maybe simple.simon does not have a suboptimal attitude, maybe he's Indian or really hairy and smelly. Maybe he doesn't have $200 to spend, which would get most punters the services you listed. Maybe you get them because you spend the money. Who knows.
Maybe its the service provider, maybe its because people here write lots of crap making others think they can get everything.
Maybe 55 minutes exacty to provide a service sounds fake and mechanical. Maybe a real session goes overtime, which means simple.simon is left waiting and then has a dud time.
Maybe not every punter will make every ML orgasm. Maybe MLs actually don't care about your fascinating story. Maybe your version of great sex was her version of is it over yet?