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3 WL friends are queueing up for a table at a restaurant.
All of a sudden, the 1st WL starts desperately checking her hair and clothing.
The 2nd WL says to the 1st WL: "What's the matter??", to which the 1st WL replies "I smell cum, I think I've got it on my hair or clothes!!". The 2nd WL takes a huge whiff, says "Shit, I think it's on me!", and also starts desperately checking herself for cum.
The 3rd WL, who has been calmly watching the other 2, says "sorry, it's me. I just burped".
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