Getting my asshole eaten out in massage shop!

[PunterBoy]

This story is a bit unusual but 100% true.

I enter a random massage shop in Newtown and is greeted by a couple of girls.
I pick a sassy Chinese MILF who quickly got friendly with me.

She grabs my hand and we walk around the shop to find a room, she grabs one and pulls me inside. We start french kissing almost immediately while her hand slides into my pants...
After a few minutes of wet and playful tongue action, she drops onto her knees and puts my member into her warm soft mouth. Sucking my head, shaft and letting her tongue play with my balls. All bareback.

While she's occupied with my schlong I pull out my vaporizer loaded with weed and start puffing away.
Now I'm fully erect inside her mouth and a tinkling sensation from the cannabis starts to overpower my body like ocean swells gently rolling in.

I ask if she wants to get high with me. She agrees and I hold out the vaporizer so she can reach it with her mouth. Switching her mouth between my cock and the vaporizer and even sucking me off with smoke in her mouth! That's a first.

After 3-4 hits, she gets up, gets completely naked, sits on the couch, opens her legs fully thrusting her pelvis forward. Using her fingers she spreads open her soft blush curtains and mother hole while I finish the vape. Best show in town.
Not long until we get on the massage table and she gets between my legs and starts sucking and fingering anything she can get her fingers and tongue into. Her tongue is exploring unchartered territory. Like an adventurous rodent looking for a snack!

On my back, lifting my pelvis up further granting her an "All Access" pass and spreading my cheeks, she starts licking and fucking my asshole with her tongue, while I jerk off like a crazy monkey!
As the pressure builds, I ask her to put her head up and open her mouth to receive her hard-earned prize. I blow a full load into her mouth!

I paid her $150 cash for the trouble.

What crazy shit have you ever done?

** EDIT
I can understand why some call bullshit on this one. I think I would too. Long time punter here and this one is by far the craziest I have tried. She told me the weed made her *super* horny and things just took an unexpected turn. This is definitely not a service she normally provides and if I mention the name of the shop and girl, there'd be a long queue of erect gentlemen waiting to have their corn hole serviced by a wet Chinese MILF tongue ;-)