Quote Originally Posted by rooter View Post
Just remembered another one.
Dog Parks. There are a lot of hot chicks with dogs.
General rule ... the bigger and uglier the dog the more lesbian the girl, it is a clear and obvious man substitute.
The cuter and smaller the dog, the more she is up for a good licking and good fucking.
And think about it, a girl who is OK with picking up someone else's shit can't be too bad right. LOL!
Getting a little off topic again, a question, who picks up guide dog shit??