Council check

[storry_teller]

Council check season
Recently a shop in CBD got checked. They checked rubbish bin, asked customers if they got extra offers, and took shop’s phone away! Luckily my girl had her hands cleaned (no extra at that time).
Shops will be more cautious so they might not offer extra to random customers but just their regulars.
So what you should do to help yourself avoid embarrassing moments/vanilla sessions/your shops not getting fines:
Be quiet
Aware of any noise outside
Calm
Keep your belongings (phone, car key...) in your pocket so if the heat comes, you can run quick

DOOR: remind your ml to lock door.
Better to stick to your regular shop so they know you’re not Council staffs. Should not ask for lineup/or in room not ask too much questions (name, how long they work here, which day, service details...) but use gestures to ask for extra. Quite paranoid but it might be helpful if you still want to punt. Safe punt, mate!

[woods23]

Council check season
Recently a shop in CBD got checked. They checked rubbish bin, asked customers if they got extra offers, and took shop’s phone away! Luckily my girl had her hands cleaned (no extra at that time).
Shops will be more cautious so they might not offer extra to random customers but just their regulars.
So what you should do to help yourself avoid embarrassing moments/vanilla sessions/your shops not getting fines:
Be quiet
Aware of any noise outside
Calm
Keep your belongings (phone, car key...) in your pocket so if the heat comes, you can run quick

DOOR: remind your ml to lock door.
Better to stick to your regular shop so they know you’re not Council staffs. Should not ask for lineup/or in room not ask too much questions (name, how long they work here, which day, service details...) but use gestures to ask for extra. Quite paranoid but it might be helpful if you still want to punt. Safe punt, mate!

Hahaha thx mate. Best stick to fs shop for a while is just as good if not better

[Budgyboy]

I agree think this giy is an owner of a competing type of business or his avitar is as suggested

[papi]

I don’t think a search warrant can be issued that quickly and I thought that they are only issued to police officers.

[Painterdan]

I don’t think a search warrant can be issued that quickly and I thought that they are only issued to police officers.

A search warrant takes as little as 15 minutes, sworn affidavit in front of a magistrate.

[Raybo]

I don’t think a search warrant can be issued that quickly and I thought that they are only issued to police officers.

I was a bit dubious about this too. I had actually heard about this incident last night and thought the PI's employed by the council (presuming that's what happened) were doing some dodgy shit.

[aussiegaigin]

Inspections of what?

[dingoman]

Sorry I should have been more specific. Not inspections for covid but for massage shops breaking rules.

[Jamie187254]

Do you think these reports of Council raids will increase due to COVID safe compliance checks? Seems partially like an excuse for a crack down 😬

[aussiegaigin]

Covid compliance is nothing to do with councils.

This link gives a good explanation of council officers power to enter and search premises
https://www.mondaq.com/australia/con...ntry-onto-land

[storry_teller]

They have to get the wording right otherwise it can be challenged and maybe ruled invalid, any evidence found could be compromised as a result.

That’s why lawyers get jobs, mate!

[aussiegaigin]

THe rangers who go around issuing parking tickets and infringements for other LG "felonies" have to undergo intensive legal training to get appointed as "authorised officers" or "special constables".

[papi]

I want to know how they knew there was sperm in the tissues. Did they open them and sniff them? Test kit?

[carmen farquis]

I want to know how they knew there was sperm in the tissues. Did they open them and sniff them? Test kit?

Yes but they have to taste it to be sure

[warwick1]

Yes but they have to taste it to be sure

I am told it tastes like almond, I am sure a few of you guys would know...........

[Raybo]

I want to know how they knew there was sperm in the tissues. Did they open them and sniff them? Test kit?

Had a bit of a touch to check the viscosity. Don't know how guys do this sort of job for a living.

[papi]

I am told it tastes like almond, I am sure a few of you guys would know...........

Where’s BC when you need him?

[woods23]

I did my first snow ball nd swallow with my regular recently she will only do it if I swallow to hahaha.... It doesn't taste that bad ...maybe the food i eat? Anyway - my advice is prepare a cup of water to wash it down as it stucked in my throat. Possibly won't do it again ...Another one bucket list tick off

[Leslie75]

I did my first snow ball nd swallow with my regular recently she will only do it if I swallow to hahaha.... It doesn't taste that bad ...maybe the food i eat? Anyway - my advice is prepare a cup of water to wash it down as it stucked in my throat. Possibly won't do it again ...Another one bucket list tick off

Hi Master,
seriously?
Haven’t thought about putting this to bucket list

[harrycd]

I did my first snow ball nd swallow with my regular recently she will only do it if I swallow to hahaha.... It doesn't taste that bad ...maybe the food i eat? Anyway - my advice is prepare a cup of water to wash it down as it stucked in my throat. Possibly won't do it again ...Another one bucket list tick off

reading this thread from last comment backwards was a real trip.. how the fuck is woods tasting himself related to the council...