Reply With QuoteMade me laugh!!Originally Posted by Albwick
30 mins.... Sounds like it is the milk that does it rather than the weet-bix or all bran. anyway, I think that's enough shit talk for the day for me. Adios muchachos!
Made me laugh!!
Breakfast of Champions Weetbix
Never needed to hang a loaf mid session but have definitely been confronted with urgent needs to piss.
Only had one close call. Had a particularly nice meal and went for dessert. Dessert was very nice and extended the stay. Toward the end I felt the food settle hard, wrapped things up, got cleaned up, and barely made it back to the hotel.
I really hope there was no one next door, the echo in an all tile bathroom during that bomb drop was... Extreme.
LOL this shit talk makes me lost appetite with weet-bix
Van Wilder, the one truly great philosopher of the 21st century.
I thought it was beer that got that title.
Well, I woke up Sunday morning
With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad
So I had one more for dessert
Im on holidays and theres no rules when your on holidays. So a beer for breakfast is normal, beer for lunch and dinner is normal too. Not looking forward to going back to work but id say my liver is.
I used to worry about this but when you gotta go you gotta go. Working girls have to shit to, so unless you have explosive diarrhoea just tell her you need to go No2.
Basically this will rarely happen (unless you have an upset tummy, gastro, diarrhea etc)
I wont go into the whole sympathetic v parasympathetic nervous system, cortisol, fight or flight etc, but basically when your body is in fucking mode it shuts down the digestive process and focusses it's energy on fucking, so you are very unlikely to have to have a shit while fucking.
Viagra can upset your stomach, my tip would be to have a punt on a empty stomach if your taking Viagra, my favorite Viagra these days are Red Ant pills I get in Thailand, luckily I bought heaps back with me last trip in December 2019.
I was walking through Chinatown this morning with all intentions of going to a RNT somewhere. While walking down Hay street, I felt a horrible pain in the guts. I rushed into Market City Tavern, did the QR stuff in a hurry, and just made it in time to drop a truly disgusting shit. Almost filled the bowl and after the paperwork was done, I fled the scene just to see an old Chinese lady go in the same cubicle that I had departed from. The stink in there would had been enough to curl her toenails as well as her hair..it was fucking disgusting...but at least it may have cleared her sinuses. I could not subject any RNT girl on a relatively clean arsehole (the paperwork was well done) but I still prefer to wash it before any action, and have a pristine area for the girl.
Whew thats what i call a detailed desciption of bowel movements on a stroll before a punt, WTF did you eat man?
Wait a minute... what's an "old Chinese lady" doing in the men's room?
Unisex toilets in Market City Tavern, like in many of the renovated city pubs...eg Civic Hotel as well.Door on cubicles are from floor to ceiling.
Haha makes sense. That was a funny post btw! Read it doing my morning routine.
Unfortunately the turd was nothing to laugh about except when the old girl walked into the turd site.
Hopefully, the old Chinese woman didn't collapse in the toilet after being hit by your overpowering turd smell.
I did fear for her health but at least she could have taken it sitting down.Hopefully, the old Chinese woman didn't collapse in the toilet after being hit by your overpowering turd smell.
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