Constant throat clearing..
Being asked repeatedly for a double with some girl I don't know and not attracted to. I said I was NOT interested 12 times.. But she keeps asking..
Bad music at very high volume..
Boss screaming down the intercom in Mandarin just as I am about to shoot my load..
Boss enters the room and says "times up!" while I am still up to my nuts in guts..
Other punters walking in to ask if they can join in.. 20 minutes later they return to see if I changed my mind.. Sorry. The sight of some crusty dude in a towel does nothing for me when I am happily enjoying myself already..
I'll think of more later..