I've always been a mid-tier punter. Never ventured into the high or low tiers before, so decided to check out 7 Cowper for shits and giggles. Nothing to lose right, it's cheap as chips and they've even got a limited time promotion? Poor judgement. Worst decision. I won't go into detail but if I was to describe the experience in one line - it would be like grabbing the closest milf in reach at the local Bunnings Warehouse and having a quicky inside one of the garden sheds.

I'm in some serious need for therapy. Any recommendations for someone whose close to the top of the industry? Barbie at Ginza? Blue/Wendy at 5 star? Asako at PPP? Nana at Dreamgirls? Let us know your favourites.