I gave a gorgeous sassy African (insert Asian) woman flowers

Just saw her ahead of me , as, she was headed to her car I dashed round the corner and nabbed flowers out front of the supermarket , went to car , knocked on window , I smiled ,pointed at flowers

she opened the door

I said something lame like you are gorgeous and these are for you

She smiled - polar ice melt

I walked away , and went to shop paid for the flowers and grabbed a few things

she sat in the car and as I walked out slowly drove past , stopped , gave me her number

It does work

And also doesn’t

Shirt fronting certainly doesn’t