When I was young I hadn't the money for entertainment. I just caught a bus to the public libraries to borrow 4 or 5 books to read and return for new books next week. It had helped to while away my youth and became a well-read and well-mannered man.

After 2 years of punting I bought my self a $160 second-hand guitar and started to learn to play it. Each hour I spend on playing the guitar I save $200 of Full Service with a young Chinese ML let alone the cost of condoms, lub, viagra etc.

Fingering the strings is no less enjoyable than fingering between her legs. The shape of guitar is like a woman's body fitting snugly under the arm.

Further more it makes great melody.

Now you can go laughing at me.

And yes I am still keeping the tropical fish tank. (I could hear more laughter.)

I would do anything and everything to distract me from punting and save the hard-earned dollars and cents.