As a punter, surely you've had this dreaded question popped?
How was your weekend?
Did you have a great weekend?
Hope you've had a good weekend!.

It's usually just a passing remark but sometimes there's a real nosy fucker who really wants to know what you did. To those, I really want to say "Oh yeah, I had the fuck of my life with a gorgeous young Asian babe. How about you??".

What do you think about this stupid question on Mondays?