Originally Posted by
GWEILO
Haha I remember this one time a group of us was walking down Oxford and thought Midnight Shift would be a good place to go in. When we entered there was not one women in sight, when we sat down at the bar and I ordered a Red Bull as I don't drink alcohol. A guy comes over and sits right next to me, he asks if I would like to go somewhere more private for a good time. Being my horny self and thinking that he was a pimp trying to set me up with one of his girls I followed him out the back of the club. When he asked if I was a top or a bottom I replied I normally like to be on top. So he pulls his pants down, bends over and says "you can go first but you have to suck me off after". I never ran so fucking fast in my life to get the hell out of there, when I ran out of there even my friends ran. As we were running down Oxford a group of police stopped us and asked why we were running. All my friends said they ran because I was running, so they asked me why I was running. I told them what happened and the police just laughed their ass off and said that Midnight Shift was a gay bar.