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    Melbourne tips?

    I'm going to be in Melbourne next week and I wondered if anyone had any RnT tips. There is hardly any chat in Melbourne section of this forum. Looking for CBD location, mid to upper level budget and Caucasian if possible. Any advice is appreciated.

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    Not much at all in the CBD, a few clandestine places out in the suburbs. Expect higher prices than Sydney. A few Viets around Footscray if you a change from PRCs.

    For some reason, international sex guide has good Melbourne coverage.

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    The best tip you will get is this ... do not go punting in Melbourne!
    Enjoy Melbourne; it's a great city and check out the galleries, and lane ways, and food, and pubs, and bars, and coffee, and shopping, and Crown complex, and sport
    But save your punting for Sydney; we have the best punting in Australia here and one of the best punting scenes in the First World here.

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    Is fucking hot in Melbourne today. Punting not good here stay in Sydney if you are into Asian. Is not legal here so most Asian girls stay in Sydney.

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    Melbourne has good strip joints but shit punt joints, Sydney is the opposite !

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    343 Little Collins had a cauc last time I was there.
    Zen Massage on Queen St, up near Lonsdale St. No caucs, but I had a good time there

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    Melbourne is no good anymore. Bbbj not legal. Sydney punters have it on a plate. Best in the world I think.

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    Don't bother wasting your money there if you are from Melbourne just save it up for a trip to Sydney!

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    Been to Melbourne, there are some shop at South Bank, but nothing compared to Sydney. Did go in a couple of shops, but in the end did not choose a girl. Also, been around the city, and i could not find any Sydney-like massage shops.

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    All gay hipsters in Melbourne who paint graffiti in laneways rather than fuck each other. A lame town.

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    The legit thai massage joints in Melbourne CBD insist you leave your undies on ...

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    Melbourne is a great city for eating, drinking, clubbing, barhopping, coffee, comedy, cabaret, art, cocktails, culture etc.
    But it is absolute crap for punting.
    Sydney is the early lock out, coward punch, bogan capital of the world!
    But it's the best city in the Western world for punting with Asian girls.

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    For Melbourne, get into a time machine and go back 20 years. Stunners everywhere, mostly caucasians, most doing bbbj etc, not expensive, no diamond service, just a tip for extras and often no tip required. No good now, only skanks. Stay in Sydney....punting capital of the world. I agree with Rooter about the bogans.

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    I would like to add that Rooter is correct & if it wasn’t for punting one would possibly leave the state. The only thing Sydney has going for it besides punting is Sydney Harbour. Most of us can’t afford a boat though to enjoy it! Rugby League is ok too except you can’t go watch it cause there’s no bloody atmosphere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hornedone View Post
    All gay hipsters in Melbourne who paint graffiti in laneways rather than fuck each other. A lame town.
    Are we talking about the same Melbourne that has multiple international sporting events. Not to mention as Rooter said bars & clubs that are open all night, and a better casino. Not to mention African Gangs & drive-by shootings where they don’t miss each other. It’s an excitement machine.

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    Have to agree Sydney is one of the best spots in the world.

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    Crown casino sucks, its like gambling in a basement. The ceilings are so low. The Star is way better.
    Melbourne is a city with no views. Tried to take a photo one time, but didnt bother. Just a typical big city. Meh.

    Sydneys got Darling harbour and all the landmarks like Opera house and Harbour bridge, whats Melbourne got? Federation square..... hahha .Melb does have a better nightlife though but Syd has better punting.

    Hey OP make sure u check out Kittens in melb, awesome place.
    Last edited by b00bs; 19-04-2019 at 08:31 PM. Reason: Oops

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