Thanks Mr Reaper sir, it's been a while since i've redd such a hilarious and entertained review... Bad luck for the half dud/gem...

Papa tried her a few weeks ago and i must admit, she did have a cold personality towards me, she offered me a body slide massage with oil before the fornicating started and later pounded on my back with her massage skill, just hopped on my back and started jumping on it up and down. I walked out hurting and in tears after the session...

Not to worry bro, you can have all my blessings throughout this snake year... Lord from the dark side will munch on all the grenades for ya!!..........