Managed to try here since star has been poor of late.
Most of the time spent massaging was around the butt area and upper leg. This felt quite nice for about 5-10 mins then it was a bit meh. When you realise there ain't no accidental touches of the tackle, I thought it got boring fast.
Not sure why they don't do it seeing as they encourage DIY. Allowing DIY is already naughty enough that I can't see how 'accidental touches' is a no no.
Wouldn't return, but I can see the appeal.