Maybe the dumbest thing I’ve done so far, more of embarrassing than stupid. We had a team dinner and stuffed ourselves with Mexican food on Friday night. Nest morning I had an appointment with a ML to let off some heat before my vacation started.
Turns out that the Mexican beans didn’t settle down well, done with the finances and I was asked to strip down and wait on the massage table, stripped and the stomach rumbles, I let out not expecting it would stink up the whole room, I was so embarrassed 😳 fortunately the room had a room spray and I sprayed it just in time before the ML walked in.
Massage was quite relaxing and I unknowingly dropped another nuclear weapon. That was it, I apologised to the ML who was holding her nose and giggling away to glory, paid the tip and walked out within 30 mins though I had an hour booked. Never gathered enough guts to walk into the place ever again!!!
The most foolish/stupid thing a bloke can do with a sex worker is BBFS. Unfortunately the little head sometimes overrules the other one.
Silliest thing I’ve done is not get their WeChat when they’ve been very good at their job!!
Ahhhhh....the mammaries
Went back to a WL's house in Vegas, she offered me some "salt water" which turned out to be GHB.
She then said she wanted to rape me.
Luckily she just meant sex but I was freaking the fuck out lol
She asked me to help her move the next day but I noped out as I had a flight to catch.
One thing I never got was why people do come or ice when punting. Doesn't it get in the way or performance or is that just me?
Had a WL give me BBBJ that was so wet and sloppy that when we fucked the condom slipped off and I was fucking her raw dog without realising it, and I wondered to myself why it felt so good. Eventually I looked down and saw meat on meat and withdrew my cock and let her know. She was surprised but even more surprising was that we couldn't find the missing condom... not on the bed, not on my cock, there's only one other place right? Yep, it was lost inside her pussy. For the rest of the session my occupation was to seek and procure the lost condom inside some stranger's pussy. The task took a while and eventually after reaching and feeling all corners and crevices I found it buried very deep inside like some treasure. Needless to say all mood was gone by then and I walked away with my full load still intact
Weirdest result for me was a saw an ML in melb on a bus trip. Photos fake but I was horny so paid up. Spent the whole time squeezing her legs shut and lying still so it really felt like I was abusing her. Lucky I blew quick as it started to mess with my mind. Went home and woke up the next day covered in scabies....
I looked after her cat.
Scared the crap out of me because that cat most precious thing in her life. Cat dead me dead.