You would think that the current lockdown rules would stop girls from working. No way. There are still many girls working privately and from apartments.
Aldi Coles and woollies are desperately trying to restock for toilet paper… I heard that there is sex shops desperately trying to locate new supplies of anatomically correct vaginas and anus
Perhaps Aldi should run a black label section.
Anatomically corrent vaginas and anus?
Can you elaborate?
Isnt that just like onaholes and fleshlights?
But from what i understand, which may be wrong, fleshlights that are modeled from pornstars are only the same with the outer/visible area of the toy. But the insides are just random textures and stuff?
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I've got red white and blue balls at the moment.
I had a wild night last night, I was in an orgy.
It was me, my iPad, my laptop and my TV while my phone watched..
I cannot believe the number of stupid fucking Muppets still punting during this outbreak. Stay home and keep it in your pants you useless fucks! one of you is going to be responsible for the death of some poor bastard and I hope they catch you stupid pricks and burn you for it.
I have a good friend who owns a shop and every day she has regulars and other desperate morons messaging and calling trying to book, even after they have been told the shop is shut and no ones working until this is over.
Apart from the potential for a massive fine and the ending of her business she has no interest in catching this fucking virus. I have been working on the property during lock-down to repair lots of things that need doing, so far Ive had 3 morons try to come in and I swear to god the next dickhead to try is getting bricked up in a wall cavity.
Stay home, stay safe, THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS!
I genuinely hope most if not all mamasans are thinking like this. Can't stop individual girls from going private breaking all the health orders but at least the mamasans are holding the line. I applaud her.
My biggest fear is that there will be a new normal for prices after this is over and all the thirsty punters start overpaying for extras setting new standards, it'll be like house prices. I'll be spewing if we start seeing melbourne prices in sydney where extra FS on top of a massage will be 150. I'm used to paying 60-70 on top of the house fee, most I've ever paid is 80.
Blue balls or not, don’t be this guy. Stay safe bros.
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There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness...
After this morning’s announcement of another 4 weeks lockdown …. The blue balls will be turning black
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