im dying at this thread, thanks for the laugh
im dying at this thread, thanks for the laugh
And it does happen - https://edition.cnn.com/2019/10/28/a...cli/index.html
I can hear the pitter and patter of little floppydicks in months to come.
Anyone been over to do Ada recently?
Me too so enjoyed reading the stories
She needs new customers to write new stories. Be brave, despite the negative overtones.
Hahaha this is really funny
Wow, times must be quiet. A month now without a post in this thread.
Either Ada is doing well with her regulars and everyone is hiding and keeping everything to themselves or no one will admit they have been there ?
Sorry to ask, is this same Ada from 200 Stanmore?
I saw Ada earlier in the year for a therapeutic massage and she delivered in spades. Her king size massage table is quite comfortable and suitable for what she does. She used hot stones, hot towels, tiger balm, rolling pin, a spiked rubber ball, her knees, her elbows, palms and thumbs, then came her massive tits, her belly, and pussy - she literally threw everything at me before and after the flip.
During the session she’ll occasionally disappear to grab stuff, switch music, get food, grab hot towels, get the hot stones, rolling pin etc.which can be quite distracting.
On the flip she’ll do similar, and throw a hot towel over your face so you can’t see what she’s up to.
The anticipation of what might or might not happen is worth the admission fee.
She’ll join you in the shower and wash you thoroughly before and after the session. She’ll BBBJ whilst she scrubs your junk, and rim you if you position yourself accordingly.
Her bathroom manners and etiquette may not be to everyone’s liking but it is what it is if you’re willing to turn a blind eye.
Ada’s culinary skills are right up there with an Iron Chef. Her dumplings are superb. She’ll offer food and a beverage and is a service oriented lady.
In some aspects her services can be compared to a restaurant. If you are expecting a 3 star Michelin experience you’ll be disappointed. If you want the all you can eat buffet experience for a budget price then Ada is the lady for you. You’ll get the works and leave feeling satisfied although later you might get that bloated/reflux feeling.
Ah Zoo , I see you've combined some legit reviews to make one for yourself, nice try but you are a fraud little man, give it up......
You can do or think what ever like, just because you don’t receive or get similar services it doesn’t mean no one else can. Perhaps you should focus on your charm, your manscaping, your cleanliness, your physique, tip her generously and you might get a different experience.
The problem with some of you wrinkly, overweight, ugly , inept and/or stingy simps is that you think everyone else is rowing the same boat.
What some of these simps don’t understand is that every woman no matter how stunning, voluptuous, beautiful, rich, unattainable, popular etc is getting poked by some dude for free or for an amount of money.
It is what it is and if you’re not getting it then perhaps you should look at yourself and assess were you might be falling short.
If you lack in the masculinity department and can’t get a free root, if you throw enough money at a chick she will literally do anything for you. Just read the Sugar Babies thread to understand that.
These old wrinkly codgers get really pissed off and jealous when they read that someone else is getting the extras they wish and hope for.
How could anyone be jealous of fake reviews Zoo, I have seen Ada half a dozen times and it was obvious you were BS as with everything else you post, you can't answer anyone who picks you up without a teenage rant of abuse, I kind of feel sorry for you, maybe it's you with the mental problem, I lost my wife a few years ago, I have 3 wonderful kids and 7 grandchildren and thank god none of my family has turned out like you, a nasty lying piece of crap...you do need help