Me or the OP?
Pretty sure @gimmesome situation is the plot of a JAV porno.... young guy, bit picky, frustrated he can't get a load off so he dabbles in titty bars and rentals without luck.
Spoiler alert
His caring mother gives him the wildest bareback fuck of the century and he sprays her down like she was on fire
I have hope for @gimmesome...
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