Originally Posted by
Lickalot
Issues like little Johnny even. Little Johnny walks in to an Inala hairdresser dragging a dead frog behind him., he goes up to the indian lady sat behind the front desk and says "I need a haircut" "Im sorry" replies the indian lady ‘but you're too young." Jonny slaps down 200 bucks on the table. "Hang on" the Indian lady quickly says "I might be able to help you" "Ok but I need the “hairdresser” to have an sti!" states johnny. ... "Im sorry but I am clean" Again Johnny puts 200 bucks on table. The indian lady remembers she does have a L***@ with the ability to help so she gives Johnny directions to a back room. so off he pops dragging the dead frog behind him. Ten minutes later Johnny walks past front desk and thanks the indian lady. "Hang on" she shouts "can I ask you a couple of questions?""Sure" says Johnny "First, why did you want a women with sti and second why you dragging that dead frog round with you?" "Well" answers Johnny "Ive shagged L***@ and caught sti, Ill go home and shag the babysitter so she'll get sti, my Dad will take the babysitter home shag her and he'll get sti , Dad will come home and shag my mum she will get sti, then in the morning my mum will shag the milkman and hes the fucker that ran over my frog!"