I'm a little bored so I thought I'd start a thread writing caricatures of certain veterans and unique individuals of aus99. We've got some really interesting characters on here lol so without further ado:
Meng:
DFK? DFK? DFK? That's cool bro but does she do DFK? Damn nice AR but no DFK so I'll give it a miss.
DFKGuy:
DFK? DFK? DFK?
AssandLegs:
Lala? Lala? Lala? *Goes quiet for months and then pops back up when a thread mentions Lala like a Google Alert was setup*
Warwick:
Fuck you Raybo. Fuck you Sibon.
Raybo:
Fuck you Warwick!
Rooter:
Intermittent caps lock issues. Lives in a secret room at the back of the Ginza Empire laundry area.
Justcruisin:
*In some random thread about what music everyone is listening to*
"Hmmm my favourite singers are oldies like the Beatles or Queen but anyway I've been lucky to sell my business and I have a huge property portfolio. I also managed to nab a young sugar babe called Violet. Damn I'm so lucky. Please random people on the internet provide me with validation."
Ahlungor:
Tits? Tits? Tits? Posts riduculously long ARs (that sounds like those auto generated transcripts from Microsoft Teams than copy) and big titted ladies.
Sibon:
Pulls out random absolute bullshit pieces of information from the dark depths of the internet and presents it like it's fact
DoubleAdapter:
Pulls out random absolute bullshit pieces of information from the dark depths of the internet and presents it like it's fact. I also have a crush on a male brothel receptionist who he wants to fuck
FranktheGun:
Lives in the sugar babes thread. Periodically mentions TnT. FtG loves TnT.
Brothelcreeper:
Calls himself a GM but goes to seedy cheap milf brothels for BBFS. Probably either died of old age or from catching something from those seedy brothels.
Willisno:
Mic drops in random threads and then smoke bombs
MrSeven:
Does she deep throat? Thank for the AR bro but does she deep throat?
Kiryu0:
*When a WL reaches for the condom*
"fuck! Maybe next time"
JonhJones:
Like one of those old uncles.
"I'm not racist but all Muslim men love to fuck virgins. This is a discussion I'm not racist".
"I'm not a misogynist but my partner needs to accept my proposal to see other women. I'm going to change her. She must accept my ultimatum."
*Probably owns a copy of "The Secret" and "The Game". Favourite idol is Donald Trump and Andrew Tate.
JRaynor:
"She ain't hot. This girls got problems. Experience was meh for me. Why do all jap girls have skin problems. Why are all women so ugly!!
Life is pain. To live is to die. Starcraft is forever. I wish infested Kerrigan was real."
Fifta:
Thought he was a health care worker but now I'm thinking he's probably a patient at the mental wards. Talks to himself in a thread he's started and just has a few screws loose.
Every shop except for Ginza:
10am on the dot bumps all the ARs for their girls
Ginza:
Periodically sacrifices a Japanese girl to rooter for promo.
This is pure gold brother Meng. Had a good belly laugh! Well written, great humour, and it means every time I search throat on aus99, I値l see this pop up. Bravo mate! More of this please. On a side note, I do feel a little sick inside thinking I知 veteran status.
Haha thanks bro. Those are just from the top of my head. I might add more as more comes up lol.Originally Posted by MrSeven
Also it's not just veterans. It's veterans and unique characters.
Hahahaha this is comedy gold
You could maybe remove the name and let us guess who it is
Who would've thought DFKGuy wants DFK HAHAHA.
"I'm not addicted, I can stop anytime I want."
Lol I would love to but this is also a terms of reference for me also lol.
I encourage others to chime in with their own takes of our quirky group of forum members including me.
Please do cuteguy
This is fantastic. I love willisno. Quality stuff.
I don't like to comment on the character of another punter in this forum. How a punter here goes about his business is none of my business. I leave it to someone who has too much time on his hands or has nothing better to do.
Enough said.
Well we all stress release in different ways lol.
I致e got one.
[username]:
Posts fan fiction of himself in AR
I知 just glad I知 not on that list! 😂😂😂
Yet, give him time
A SB is a great way to destress.
Damn I'm so lucky.
Please validate my comment, please, please, please oh Mr Meng,,,,, you cunny funt
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I am an admirer of Leslie75's AR's
"Les ��, I want your cum, No Cum, No Eruption, Excited, Cum Me Quick"
Also, "long time between drinks". Not sure what that means though. Is it like a phrase that has been google translated incorrectly?
Hahahaha. GoldfishMan bro. You're quite normal so can't think of any particular quirk. Hmmm maybe I think you have a thing for Asians with long thin legs?
"You see brah. I'm but a poor psychology student (which is basically a glorified Tafe course) trying to write a thesis. I'm on here to do superficial analysis on the members of this forum and then paint everyone with a generic brush."
- Violet
"You see brah. I'm but a poor psychology student (which is basically a glorified Tafe course) trying to write a thesis. I'm on here to do superficial analysis on the members of this forum and then paint everyone with a generic brush."
- Violet[/QUOTE]
I hope that didn't hurt your little brain too much to think of that.
Like someone on here previously suggested,
a cup of tea, a bex and a good lie down might help you.
Poor sad Meng
[/QUOTE]I hope that didn't hurt your little brain too much to think of that.
Like someone on here previously suggested,
a cup of tea, a bex and a good lie down might help you.
Poor sad Meng
Lol
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Lol
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The best thing about this forum is laughing at poor sad c u n t s like you Meng.
The level of jealousy shown by some sad less fortunate souls on here is just so much validation for me.
See the more you show your jealousy the more you are validating me and my success.
It is really interesting and entertaining watching how some react, maybe that's why you feel the need to cheat on your partners and boast about it, that is your own way of justifying your behaviours and self validating your own insecurities.
Keep ot up, I've got a huge supply of popcorn.
And I've got my wealth and my girl.
So sad Meng
The best thing about this forum is laughing at poor sad c u n t s like you Meng.
The level of jealousy shown by some sad less fortunate souls on here is just so much validation for me.
See the more you show your jealousy the more you are validating me and my success.
It is really interesting and entertaining watching how some react, maybe that's why you feel the need to cheat on your partners and boast about it, that is your own way of justifying your behaviours and self validating your own insecurities.
Keep ot up, I've got a huge supply of popcorn.
And I've got my wealth and my girl.
So sad Meng[/QUOTE]
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