Several months ago, spotted this ad (still posted as being edited yesterday) for Bella Body Centre Massage Bondi Junction
https://sydney.locanto.com.au/ID_530...-Call-Now.html

I called on a Monday, asked for Miya for a booking on Wednesday. Wanted to take a look at those 38DD's... Was told she was not working Wednesday, but WAS working today (Monday) and tomorrow (Tuesday). Too late for a Monday, but Tuesday... booked.

I believe I had the correct shop, seems only one 79A Oxford street, ground level, didn't see any obscure stairs leading up. Walked in, said I had a booking for Miya. Shown a room, nice room, she'd be with me.

A Miya entered, but where she was keeping those 38DD's was unknown, certainly NOT on HER body. I did ask her name and she did reply Miya. That ad said $60 for an hour (seems the current edit increased the price to $80), I had the cash ready and handed it to her. Yes, I could have walked, but I was there (via public transport), there didn't seem to be any other shops CLOSE, and I'm just naturally curious as to what fate delivers to me. As I was undressing, I noticed a sign on the wall giving the price as $70. Miya reappeared and SHEEPISHLY pointed out I had underpaid by $10. Not an issue I was going to raise, and I had the $10 literally in hand. She disappeared to finalize the deal, and I jumped on the table nude.

Set a pineapple on the edge of the massage table to validate my intentions. She explained that she had just returned from vacation so wasn't fully informed of the prices (I think she was new). Turned out she Thai, so I knew this would be entertaining - I'm QUITE familiar with Thailand and I certainly DON'T speak the language, but I do know a number of words and phrases. I started sprinkling them in with our conversation (she was shy due to her English), just to see how long it would take for her to grasp their significance (ALL will eventually get it, some quicker than others). Very decent massage, not soft, not strong, but a good Thai massage from a SYT.

Comes time for part 2, and she strips. The 38DD's were 34B-'s, but on a VERY fit body, no tats. I was content with the simple NHJ. Excellent HJ, not a Yuki, Pen, or Ice HJ, but still, better than most, way better than the butter churners. During the hour, we had a very nice conversation, she saying she was taking English classes to improve her English but that the instructor was an Indian that she had trouble understanding his accent. I can CERTAINLY associate with that, having had to deal with any number of off-shore help desks. She mentioned that she appreciated my speaking slowly and clearly.

Certainly NOT the experience I was expecting, but enjoyable nonetheless. She had a quite attractive slender body, curves in all the right places, but she would find Spanish extremely difficult. But a cute face and a fun personality once she got over her shyness. Touching allowed, no probing. Anything more, can't say.

WIR: yes, BUT just so many others to sample. Given a recent report from AHLUNGOR about a heavy-set masseuse there (mostly legit), I hope to try this shop again, and if JoJo is not there, I'd certainly not hesitate to take Miya again.

Just DON'T believe the locanto ad (shame, because Natasha might also be one to see, IF she ACTUALLY existed).