“Me so hawwwwwny me sucky sucky”
Anyone know any girls who likes (and proficient at) talking dirty? Preferably in an asian accent
“Me so hawwwwwny me sucky sucky”
i can’t guarantee this, but if any Asian working lady could do you a bargain priced Chinglish ‘Over the Hill Filthy Mouthed Back Alley Cum Slut’ Experience it would be Virginia at 533 Willoughby.She’s been in Oz 10 years and speaks good English with an accent. Her specialty is the ‘Recently Paroled Over the Hill Ex Porn Star Experience’ so there’s likely crossover potential and transferable skills for what you might be after..
But there’s talking dirty and then there’s talking dirty…have you got a script or a scenario to give her an idea? For a start do you want a filthy mouthed dom or sub Asian lady…?
I prefer one that sucks dirty =P
oh he wants the Full Metal jacket hooker scene, where the Hooker in the pink top and black leather mini skirt walks up to Joker and Rafterman and asks do you have a girlfriend, me so horney
Their vocabulary is limited to “you want fuck and suck”. So what other dirty talk did you have in mind?
"Sucky", "you want put inside"?
What about standing on the bed for 3 hours speaking in tongues, communing with a bunch of Chinese demons you’ve never heard of, and then making you memorise the list of people the demons (apparently relatives of some kind .. wasn’t really clear) have instructed her to kill before they end her earthly torment?
Virginia can do that one with bells on..
Now I think about it, a garden variety dirty talk fetish is maybe to pedestrian for an act like Virginia…
What we get from the b&s Asian privates in the dodgy regional motels after about 30 secs of very ordinary cbj in a 30 min session.
1. “You want jiggy jiggy now”
2. “OMG you so big”
3. “Babeee you so good”
4. “I so hornyyyy”
5. “Baby cum now cum cum cum”
6. “Baby, you cum yet”
All this in the first 5 mins.
actually there will be a new /Chinese MILF from Marrickville doing 3 weeks in Dubbo starting today or tomorrow.
Cola (from HK originally)… speaks not a single word of English despite being here in massahe shops for 3 years an recently jumping to full service.
Short 5’, cuddly, gotta be around 50, giant natural knockers …pillows..
little bit pre-cum phobic and will pause to rub your dribble of her legs or wherever…was $130 an hour here and her evil boss would accept as little as $20 for BBFS. But Cola locks up if she thinks you are hitting the home stretch with no signs of withdrawing.. and she’s strong enough in the legs to break bones despite her size..
but cheery, smiley, and otherwise enthusiastic…
If you understand Japanese Yuka of Stanmore 200 likes to mumble "優しい......." while she hugs me.
It's always best not to understand. Much more sexy.
yes one of the shops. I don’t know which one. I was almost corralled into taking her on a road trip out to Dubbo on Sunday.. a leisurely drive with a night together in Mudgee was the idea. Not my idea at all. But it seemed to make sense at the time. But luckily, since my Sunday was still actually Thursday, and it was pouring rain and I couldn’t get my keys to unlock my car (it of course being keyless ).. I bought her an Uber to the railway station and went to sleep in her empty bed instead for 8 hours. Woke up, crept out, changed my phone number (again), and vowed to stay out of Marickville for 3 months..
$230 covered everything …and then extras..you poor poor bastards out there in the bush..
Look,she is pretty sweet for the Milf lovers amongst us… but I.d want a bloody sleepover for that much.