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    We all need a trusted punting mate.... someone who can take your c/card somewhere and buy a couple of things right in the middle of your punting expedition....

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    Quote Originally Posted by bung72 View Post
    We all need a trusted punting mate.... someone who can take your c/card somewhere and buy a couple of things right in the middle of your punting expedition....
    Wow, if your partner is scrutinising your expenses to that level, I mean timing of the expense, you are already toast

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    No, it isn't that bad.... I was just thinking of the details....
    She will ask me - 'what was $5 you spent at joe Bloggs Inc.?' though - when she goes through the account each week or two - Christ, it was a fucking piece of slice at the local cafe! I don't believe she suspects anything, she is just a bit paranoid of scams....
    I try and use cash more now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bung72 View Post
    No, it isn't that bad.... I was just thinking of the details....
    She will ask me - 'what was $5 you spent at joe Bloggs Inc.?' though - when she goes through the account each week or two
    I try and use cash more now...
    Just so you know, this is heavy scrutiny. Understood she is watching for scams, but anyway

    No much room for error

    Use cash and cash only

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    Quote Originally Posted by frisson View Post
    Just so you know, this is heavy scrutiny. Understood she is watching for scams, but anyway

    No much room for error

    Use cash and cash only
    I agree, cash and cash only, although using card for almost everything else these days it becomes a worry to justify too many cash withdrawals. Cash out on fuel is a good option but only $50 each time.

    My closest call was after a DFK session with a 19 yo regular I came home with her perfume smell all over my neck. I got home to find the wife back from work early, I was desperate to get into the shower but keep my distance from the missus. For some reason I picked the cat up and gave him a cuddle right upto my face - maybe i wanted more pussy idk - anyway made it to the shower sidestepping the wife and am scrubbing my sins away when she says to the cat - buddy you smell funny, have you been cheating on me. I fucking died.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uplatelately View Post
    I agree, cash and cash only, although using card for almost everything else these days it becomes a worry to justify too many cash withdrawals. Cash out on fuel is a good option but only $50 each time.

    My closest call was after a DFK session with a 19 yo regular I came home with her perfume smell all over my neck. I got home to find the wife back from work early, I was desperate to get into the shower but keep my distance from the missus. For some reason I picked the cat up and gave him a cuddle right upto my face - maybe i wanted more pussy idk - anyway made it to the shower sidestepping the wife and am scrubbing my sins away when she says to the cat - buddy you smell funny, have you been cheating on me. I fucking died.
    That was sooooo close and yes buddy has been cheating on her

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    Quote Originally Posted by uplatelately View Post
    I agree, cash and cash only, although using card for almost everything else these days it becomes a worry to justify too many cash withdrawals. Cash out on fuel is a good option but only $50 each time.

    My closest call was after a DFK session with a 19 yo regular I came home with her perfume smell all over my neck. I got home to find the wife back from work early, I was desperate to get into the shower but keep my distance from the missus. For some reason I picked the cat up and gave him a cuddle right upto my face - maybe i wanted more pussy idk - anyway made it to the shower sidestepping the wife and am scrubbing my sins away when she says to the cat - buddy you smell funny, have you been cheating on me. I fucking died.
    Surely if the perfume smell is that strong on you, it would be all over your clothes? Maybe she suspects hence the out loud comment lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by uplatelately View Post
    I agree, cash and cash only, although using card for almost everything else these days it becomes a worry to justify too many cash withdrawals. Cash out on fuel is a good option but only $50 each time.

    My closest call was after a DFK session with a 19 yo regular I came home with her perfume smell all over my neck. I got home to find the wife back from work early, I was desperate to get into the shower but keep my distance from the missus. For some reason I picked the cat up and gave him a cuddle right upto my face - maybe i wanted more pussy idk - anyway made it to the shower sidestepping the wife and am scrubbing my sins away when she says to the cat - buddy you smell funny, have you been cheating on me. I fucking died.
    SHIT! Missed by that much!
    I do fuel cashouts, officeworks cashout, prepaid credit cards work well too…. So I pay with cash, and occasionally a prepaid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uplatelately View Post
    ...when she says to the cat - buddy you smell funny, have you been cheating on me. I fucking died.
    Another red flag. She sounds very insecure. Maybe a girlfriend of hers, or someone in her family has suffered from cheating.

    Be very careful

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    That comment from Uplatelatley's wife. Asking the cat if it is cheating on her means she smelt perfume on it just after he'd had it draped around his neck.

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    Like I said when they ask directly or too close, she's onto something. That I do know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axeman123 View Post
    Like I said when they ask directly or too close, she's onto something. That I do know.
    Women have very strong intuition, better than men's

    You have to be aware of their suspicions but at the same time don't get annoyed

    Getting annoyed with a woman is a sign for them that something is wrong
    Act innocent and don't petty argue and their suspicions lessens. Obviously do not leave any clues either

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    That WG might need to tone her perfume down a touch I'd think..... I love a great smelling girl, but not strong perfume - for this reason.... that freshly shampooed hair smell really knocks me dead! There is a girl up here, a stunner, she smells gorgeous from head to toe, a very subtle body lotion smell I'd say. Awesome....

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    or Just say, i didnt know they do extras, i only went there thinking of a massage. works for me because i never visit anything beside massage parlour though

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    Quote Originally Posted by frisson View Post
    Women have very strong intuition, better than men's

    You have to be aware of their suspicions but at the same time don't get annoyed

    Getting annoyed with a woman is a sign for them that something is wrong
    Act innocent and don't petty argue and their suspicions lessens. Obviously do not leave any clues either
    Yes! tell me about it hehehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ziggurat View Post
    That comment from Uplatelatley's wife. Asking the cat if it is cheating on her means she smelt perfume on it just after he'd had it draped around his neck.
    One big difference between men and women is men are a lot less subtle than women when it comes to communication. We're quite poor at picking up the subtle cues from them.

    His wife said that within earshot, so he could hear it. Do you think that was a coincidence?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldfishMan View Post
    One big difference between men and women is men are a lot less subtle than women when it comes to communication. We're quite poor at picking up the subtle cues from them.

    His wife said that within earshot, so he could hear it. Do you think that was a coincidence?
    Brother is toast, she knows

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    Quote Originally Posted by ditchtheboss View Post
    Brother is toast, she knows
    It's a concern.... rather than say 'oh don't you smell nice pussy' she used the term 'cheating'.... that was a warning that she is suspicious I think..... is that why she was home from work early as well??

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    And to think that the perfume was strong enough to get on the cat. She probably went to smell his clothes when he went shower or when she did the laundry lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldfishMan View Post
    One big difference between men and women is men are a lot less subtle than women when it comes to communication. We're quite poor at picking up the subtle cues from them.

    His wife said that within earshot, so he could hear it. Do you think that was a coincidence?
    No. It was sent as a warning shot.

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