We all need a trusted punting mate.... someone who can take your c/card somewhere and buy a couple of things right in the middle of your punting expedition....
No, it isn't that bad.... I was just thinking of the details....
She will ask me - 'what was $5 you spent at joe Bloggs Inc.?' though - when she goes through the account each week or two - Christ, it was a fucking piece of slice at the local cafe! I don't believe she suspects anything, she is just a bit paranoid of scams....
I try and use cash more now...![]()
I agree, cash and cash only, although using card for almost everything else these days it becomes a worry to justify too many cash withdrawals. Cash out on fuel is a good option but only $50 each time.
My closest call was after a DFK session with a 19 yo regular I came home with her perfume smell all over my neck. I got home to find the wife back from work early, I was desperate to get into the shower but keep my distance from the missus. For some reason I picked the cat up and gave him a cuddle right upto my face - maybe i wanted more pussy idk - anyway made it to the shower sidestepping the wife and am scrubbing my sins away when she says to the cat - buddy you smell funny, have you been cheating on me. I fucking died.
That comment from Uplatelatley's wife. Asking the cat if it is cheating on her means she smelt perfume on it just after he'd had it draped around his neck.
Like I said when they ask directly or too close, she's onto something. That I do know.
Women have very strong intuition, better than men's
You have to be aware of their suspicions but at the same time don't get annoyed
Getting annoyed with a woman is a sign for them that something is wrong
Act innocent and don't petty argue and their suspicions lessens. Obviously do not leave any clues either
That WG might need to tone her perfume down a touch I'd think..... I love a great smelling girl, but not strong perfume - for this reason.... that freshly shampooed hair smell really knocks me dead! There is a girl up here, a stunner, she smells gorgeous from head to toe, a very subtle body lotion smell I'd say. Awesome....
or Just say, i didnt know they do extras, i only went there thinking of a massage. works for me because i never visit anything beside massage parlour though
And to think that the perfume was strong enough to get on the cat. She probably went to smell his clothes when he went shower or when she did the laundry lol.