Welcome Canadian friend and fellow oppressor of indigenous peoples.
We have much in common.
When it comes to punting it's all "aboot" the quality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1gvCDBpRgc
Chill out bro. Just having a laugh. Us Aussies are cheeky cunts, but likeable cunts.
Enjoy your stay here!
And yeah I know... it's not To ron to! It's Tronno
OK that's it I have exhausted my total knowledge about Canada and confirmed all your worst fears
Actually just one more thing ... thanks for Neil Young and Leonard Cohen, and The Weeknd, and Joni Mitchell, but no thanks for fucken Celine Dion, and Drake, and Bryan Adams, and Michael Buble