What type of underwear does covid wear?
COVID Klein
What's the difference between a sex worker and a drug dealer? A sex worker can wash her crack and resell it.
What's the difference between between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
When does a patient panic? When he's having a prostate exam and feels his doctors hands on both shoulders.
My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.
What’s the difference between a chick pea and a garbonzo bean?
I’ve never had a garbonzo bean on my face
yeah mad is not bad,.
Here's a non PC one:
Q: How does a blind parachutist know when he's getting close to the ground?
A: The leash goes slack!
This would have to be one of the oldest jokes around, I first heard it in the '60s
An indian brave walks into the chief's teepee and asks him how he names the children in the village.
"Well" he says "when a child is born I look outside and name the child the first thing I see, if I see a bear running I name the child running bear. If I see a cloud wafting across the sky I name the child white cloud. Why do you ask two dogs fucking?"
My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.
Read this somewhere:
Son: "Dad, why is my sister named Teresa?"
Dad: "Because your mum loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter"
Son: "Thanks, Dad"
Dad: "No problem, Alan"
My best friends wife is a born again Christian, and we do not get along well at all.
The other day she called me up to yell at me because he called her a bad word.
"Did he call you a bitch?" I asked her.
"No Asiafever, he did not use the b word!"
"Uh-oh.... Did he call you a cunt?" I asked.
"No!"
"Well then he didn't hear it from me..."