Checked out now
Reverse cow girl?....what the fuck!
Free standing 69'er with a 300 pound scrubber from Minto would be right up there in the top 3 risky positions.
https://www.ladbible.com/news/health...94836-20240227
Checked out now
Love is like a flower, you gotta let it grow
Imagine breaking your dick in a shop and getting reeled out of it to the ambo ...
Or explaining to your missus how your dick broke
I have personally witnessed a punter getting taken out of a massage shop by an ambulance in Crows Nest.
It was kind of hilarious because I was getting in and the receptionist said I should come back in 30 minutes because they have an emergency. I walked out only to see an ambulance arrive. Waited across the street and saw the poor man getting carried on a stretcher.
I still had the urge to get to the shop and got my massage, but I didn’t want to ask the girl who was massaging him.
Shagging a bikies mrs
I briefly trained MMA with this guy in Thailand whose penile fracture is probably more notable than his underwhelming MMA career.
https://www.tmz.com/2012/12/17/ultim...hter-malaysia/
Probably the one where you don’t see the cunt coming from…
I'm more interested in how they compiled the stats. Did they just ask every dude who presented with a dick break "so ummm... What position where you in?", and promptly fed it into a database or something? Lol....
I was frenetically fapping in the shower and I slipped your honor
https://www.scientificamerican.com/a...ly-break-your/
A punter who enjoyed having hot wax dripped on him while getting a HJ once got his dick burnt when the girl accidentally tried to change hands (one holding the candle and one rubbing his dick).
That must have been painful.