Dating a ML

[Coxswain]

Anyway spanky , enjoy your keyboard. I am off to St peters dream massage today. A couple of good pointers on the forum. Always love trying a new spot.

[Spanky69]

I think you are craziest because she doesn't exist.

She’s a “stigmata in my imagination”

Stigmata (Ancient Greek: στίγματα, plural of στίγμα stigma, 'mark, spot, brand'), in Catholicism, are bodily wounds, scars and pain which appear in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus Christ: the hands, wrists, feet, near the heart, the head (from the crown of thorns), and back (from carrying the cross and scourging).

The above wiki extraction was for the “morally unanointed” as she’s all of the above you see.

Trouble is, she is real… so your assumption is wrong.

Well done Vincent, see a little olanzapine helps. Dropped from 15 posts perday to perhaps to half a dozen. Go get a repeat script and keep up the good effort

I’m the man they couldn’t “root shoot or electrocute” hence the need for nothing in this healthy body except pussy juice. Pity about that DATY account but dems da breaks.

Anyway spanky , enjoy your keyboard. I am off to St peters dream massage today. A couple of good pointers on the forum. Always love trying a new spot.

Been there done that. It was a happy experience. All parts completed. Good value. I think I wrote a review or commented somewhere. Oh and I use a phone not a keyboard. If I did the forum would be well and truly spammed.

[Coxswain]

All parts completed. Congratulations enjoy your technology

[Coxswain]

Lithium batteries on sale , be quick

[dotcumdotinyou]

Are you sure you're not a girl in this reincarnation vinnie?

Remember when you asked to get banned cause hayabi was adamant you were his L and wanted to fuck you?

[Spanky69]

The thread is about a super hot looking ML and myself. We were out on the weekend and as usual it was all eyes on her. I deliberately chose to go and visit some places that knew me just to show her off. This is what you do when you have her, you flaunt her. Well I do. She didn’t object and I tried not to walk her too much as she had shoes that were for show not practicality.

I had almost sent you a pm disclosing more about the ML but decided against it. Whatever I say to you seems to go ignored. It’s touted as imagination, fantasy and fabrication. Anyway why tell you the juicy bits?

She’s real, I’m real, what we do is also real.

Every second day i see her. That’s enough for now. If it crashes that’ll be the end of it but for now she’s worth every iota of effort I put into keeping her.

Just so you know my second long term project is ready to come off the stove. You should try my methods. Punt a lot, have a few GFs and work on a couple of projects at the same time. You’ll never be left without some distraction even if it’s just for entertainment only.

[JuneC]

who is Dating Mona here???

[Spanky69]

So we just had a one hour chat. Talked about a lot of things. Lining up our next meet or two. I happened to mention “happy ending” during the conversation and she says “oh, so you know about that”. Massage was never the topic.

What surprises me is that she still thinks I do not know. God forbid, I’ve dropped a hint or two previously.

So many times during the temptation to burn her I wanted to spill the beans but I kept my mouth shut. Luckily I have. I feel that would be the straw that broke this punter’s romance.

“How Long” is a name, no I mean how long should I zip it and keep it closed?

[Zoobender]

So we just had a one hour chat. Talked about a lot of things. Lining up our next meet or two. I happened to mention “happy ending” during the conversation and she says “oh, so you know about that”. Massage was never the topic.

What surprises me is that she still thinks I do not know. God forbid, I’ve dropped a hint or two previously.

So many times during the temptation to burn her I wanted to spill the beans but I kept my mouth shut. Luckily I have. I feel that would be the straw that broke this punter’s romance.

“How Long” is a name, no I mean how long should I zip it and keep it closed?

Mate you are spending all your time writing on here. No one actually believes you lol but this is a great read. I'm laughing all the time and you are giving us all alot of entertainment.

I can't see any girl actually being attracted to you once they get to know you. You seem like a compulsive liar and attention seeker. I reckon you give most girls the ick. But I could be wrong. I don't know you in real life, you could be a catch.

[Johny77]

lol is this made up story still going…..I’m on edge. How will the writer end this fictitious story? It’s gripping.

[JuneC]

My ML sleeps with me and goes for lunch and fuck

[dotcumdotinyou]

What makes it so entertaining is that vinnie actually believes his own bullshit story, if he wasn't in it so wholeheartedly it would be boring.

He's probably having the vegemite sandwiches (with the crusts cut off) and milo that his mum made him for afternoon tea right now, then he'll have his little nap and dream up another instalment for us.

[Spanky69]

Mate you are spending all your time writing on here. No one actually believes you lol but this is a great read. I'm laughing all the time and you are giving us all alot of entertainment.

I can't see any girl actually being attracted to you once they get to know you. You seem like a compulsive liar and attention seeker. I reckon you give most girls the ick. But I could be wrong. I don't know you in real life, you could be a catch.

You’re right they’re not attracted to me, just my money. That’s what happens when you get older. Though her friends do say I’m good looking, then again who are they to judge? Talk is cheap, right. I’m way fitter than any girl I’m pumping, so yeah I keep fit. No gut etc. I’d say I’m in the top 1% of punters as far as fitness and looks go if that means anything… Plus I dress well, splash money, etc etc FYI I don’t have issues pulling women or fucking several at once. This one is a project that’ll either be scrapped on a whim or kept depending on which way the wind is blowing.

This one is an exercise in futility and possibly if I’m patient enough, mind control. I just have to remember not to delete her so easily. It’s very easy to do when the next one is just a txt away.

I haven’t met an Asian superwoman yet but if you find one let me know and I’ll test out the bed springs with her. Last Thai at 42G said I broke her pussy… maybe that was an ick moment, I don’t know.,

Lunch was again nice today. Fourth time to that place now. That makes about ten times we’ve shared a meal together but not a bed. I’m going to give her the non responsive txt treatment now and see what happens. Let her do the chasing.

Games people play.

lol is this made up story still going…..I’m on edge. How will the writer end this fictitious story? It’s gripping.

Well we are back for round three and honestly after today’s adventure if she doesn’t produce the goods soon shes bye bye. Like I said previously at the end of this week I have another one ready to go. I need sex like everyone else. I don’t need a gold digger.

My ML sleeps with me and goes for lunch and fuck

Nice for you.

[Coxswain]

Wow , that was a site too see. Dirdy birdy , doing her own thing to a pole

[Coxswain]

A dream .......

[Zzz888666]

Wow , that was a site too see. Dirdy birdy , doing her own thing to a pole

Where to see this dirdy birdy?

[GoldfishMan]

Like a fucking lunatic asylum in here, lollll....

[JJBlows]

Like a fucking lunatic asylum in here, lollll....

There is only way to stop this and that's For all normal punters who read this post is Don't contribute anymore. let him mumble to himself and let this thread die with only him commenting here

[Spanky69]

What makes it so entertaining is that vinnie actually believes his own bullshit story, if he wasn't in it so wholeheartedly it would be boring.

He's probably having the vegemite sandwiches (with the crusts cut off) and milo that his mum made him for afternoon tea right now, then he'll have his little nap and dream up another instalment for us.

What will come as a shock to all and sundry will be who she is. Then everyone of you guys will be eating your words! I think I mentioned lunch today didn’t I? Nothing out of the ordinary for us, except the other punters in the restaurant gawked at what we ordered. That’s the best thing about using an ordering app. You can reorder next time without any delay. Book a table and order even before you get there. It’s great for time poor people.

Anyway she’s not a dream and I’ve deliberately put her on standby tonight as part of her indoctrination process. Then I threw out some burley.

Wow , that was a site too see. Dirdy birdy , doing her own thing to a pole

I don’t know what to make of that. Are you referring to a mast?

Like a fucking lunatic asylum in here, lollll....

As previously stated she’s crazy but I’m crazier.

It’s the only way we can coexist. I’m serious. I still don’t know if she’s serious about anything including marriage. Anyone that throws that offering around so easily has gotta be taken as…crazy.

What will surprise you is that we hang in your part of town. You may well be one of her clients.
Just think, you and I sharing the same set of lips 👄

[Spanky69]

There is only way to stop this and that's For all normal punters who read this post is Don't contribute anymore. let him mumble to himself and let this thread die with only him commenting here

What is a normal punter and can you describe one? It shouldn’t be hard for you to do. Don’t Blow it ok.

Go forth and ejaculate your premature wisdom to all and sundry. I am waiting with open mouth… er I mean baited breath.