Yeah, I was wingeing to Max Impact the other day in a pm that in all my reviewing, like you, Deep Impact, I only ever claimed to have given one certain orgasm, and maybe a couple of others. And now I've learnt Joanne has gone back to China for good! Sheesh! I say it is for bad!
As for posting, I work from home, and most of it involves being on the computer, and so it is dead easy to monitor / contribute to the forum while not neglecting my other duties.
And as for racking up a thousand posts on a sex forum (and I can see you were planning this thread for your thousandth) Sigmund Freud said that everything revolves around sex, so I'd say it is only a thousand - so far.