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    CunningLinguist's pussy licking service

    All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy owners! Here at the CunningLinguist pussy service I am slashing pussy licking in half! Make me an offer on your pussy, this is a pussy lick out! All right, I want white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, I want hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, smelly pussy, I want hairy pussy, bloody pussy, I want snappin' pussy, silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy! Come on, you want your pussy licked, come on in, pussy licking lovers! If I wont lick it nobody will! Come on in, pussy licking lovers!

    Imagine the voice in this scene when you read this.

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    Is it a Pussy Lickin' closing down sale CL?

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    Suggest you have November special deal.
    Two pussy's licked for the price of one !!

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    All unshaved pussies licked free for Movember!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Impact View Post
    Is it a Pussy Lickin' closing down sale CL?
    It's a runout sale on pussy licking, never to be repeated!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eureka View Post
    Suggest you have November special deal.
    Two pussy's licked for the price of one !!
    Yes, two or more pussys can now be licked for the price of one, pussy licking lovers get your pussies over to me and I will lick them all for the price of one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Impact View Post
    All unshaved pussies licked free for Movember!!
    Yes, unshaved pussies will be licked free for Movember!
    Also there is a special deal on the lick shave lick service, I will lick your pussy to completion, then shave it for your, then lick to completion again so you can compare the experience!

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    Scheduled spots are filling up fast, so be sure to book soon to get in for Movember.

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    Moē-vember .... now there's a pussy that needs some licking. :-(

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    Hi brother CL, can you do a better job ??






    Without good customer services, there will be no business!!
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    is this what you are talking about ??


    This is what she looks like before she opens up !!





    This is what happens to the pussy after 10 minutes of licking from CunningLinguist !!





    Without good customer services, there will be no business!!
    「今時今日咁嘅服務態度係唔得架喇…」

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    Quote Originally Posted by CunningLinguist View Post
    Yes, unshaved pussies will be licked free for Movember!
    Also there is a special deal on the lick shave lick service, I will lick your pussy to completion, then shave it for your, then lick to completion again so you can compare the experience!
    I was thinking of providing a competing service, but it seems that at least until December I can't compete with price.

    Maybe I should offer more extras?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Licker View Post
    I was thinking of providing a competing service, but it seems that at least until December I can't compete with price.

    Maybe I should offer more extras?
    Judging from the username alone, I'm sure you can offer a wider range or area of service than the confine of the triangular area !
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    Wow nice compilation of pussy licking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AHLUNGOR View Post
    Hi brother CL, can you do a better job ??






    Sure, with my years of experience I can tailor a pussy licking solution for the most discerning woman!
    I won't be giving my secrets away on the open forum though, suffice to say I have it licked!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Licker View Post
    I was thinking of providing a competing service, but it seems that at least until December I can't compete with price.

    Maybe I should offer more extras?
    I thought this might happen, soon everyone will be offering this service, and the market will become saturated ... with pussy juice!
    Well lick on Licker, it remains to be seen which of us can give the best pussy licking, may the best licker receive a lovely squirt in the face ...

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    What about offering a "Lick a Prize" like on Paddle Pops?

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    CL & Licker (if u are making competing service), can i be an apprentice to one of you guys?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hairy1231 View Post
    CL & Licker (if u are making competing service), can i be an apprentice to one of you guys?
    Sure, for every 6 pussy licking clients you bring to me I will give you 9 tips about pussy licking!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CunningLinguist View Post
    Sure, for every 6 pussy licking clients you bring to me I will give you 9 tips about pussy licking!

    wut the...tips only? i dont get any client myself? booo..

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