Girls of Newtown (thread revival)

[Irene638]

Well, the old Linda has 35 C Cups and always very nice to me

Cheers

Me too. I actually miss her a lot.

Cheers.

[lonely heart]

Come on guys.... Is a no touching free hand job that attractive?? Especially when you know the girl will unhappily do it. It's is a formula for disaster. Take my word all these Chinese massage shops are mostly fuck ups now. If your want a massage, go for $49 legit massage, they are every where. You want a RNT, go leichdardt, oasis, pure massage or artamon. 60-70 1/2 full nude and no bullshit. You want FS, 533, 647, tp64, artamon.... 85-90 1/2 an hour.

If you really want to go chinese massage with extra, only place worth going is Alice in Ashfield. Note if you are not Asian or speak too good English, u will get jack shit in this place.

[AHLUNGOR]

Come on guys.... Is a no touching free hand job that attractive?? Especially when you know the girl will unhappily do it. It's is a formula for disaster. .

Yeap, any punter who want a free hand job ? talk to the hands !!

[Oneonone]

Yeap, any punter who want a free hand job ? talk to the hands !!

must admit that looks hot but I just love the personal touch, and guaranteed full service! Each to their own.

[ozgp000]

Vicky is good. what kind service she provide ? PM me if anyone knows

cheers

[waynekerr]

Ah this thread brings back memories. 501 King - Sasa - Thems was the days.

[Steven Seagal]

Chinese Massage.
501 King Street
Newtown

Hi Everyone,

This is a review of Hannah.

I think my golden age was years 16 to 18. I thought I knew more than anyone else and felt I had the world by the tail. But I got demoted in stature when I got called up into the Army. Yeah, a private citizen outranks a general boys, but a 2nd Lieutenant cops shit from everyone. I remember a Major threatening to demote me by saying he’d drop me a rank and I told him that wasn’t possible because my ranking was lower than whale shit.

I’m always getting bumped down. I can call one of those non-English speaking call centres, be put on hold and told I am 8th in line only to discover a few minutes later I am now 22nd.

When I go to the bank I constantly get demoted. I stand in line forever. Everyone in front of me seems to have an issue that takes hours to work out. Finally when I get to the front some bank employee escorts some salty looking dude in ahead of me and, you guessed it, his issue takes years to resolve.

How does this relate to this punt? Well, historically I was in mamasan Miko’s good books and when I’d come in she’d form a line-up for me and I’d have my choice. This time Diddy (my nephew} and I were given the bums rush into one of the rooms and Miko lobbed in Hannah faster than a McDonald’s ‘chef’ slaps together a quarter pounder with cheese. So folks, Miko had demoted me to the ranks of the great unwashed and stranger category. I am probably removed from her Xmas card list to boot.

Hannah is mid 20’s, chubby with B cups that are a tad too small for her torso. She is not pretty, but she has a pleasant face and English that could sometimes be mystifying.
Her ‘massage’ while somewhat comprehensive lacked some skill and it was sans 9without) enough elbrow grease to undo the numerous knots in my muscles.

The good news is that before turn over time she actually did a tackle tickle and her hj, while not spectacular, was ok. She seems to have extras written all over her so I think she would be worth another visit. Hannah is actually quite pleasant and the experience of being with her was better than the way I am making it out to be.

Before leaving Miko told me she expected me to come in 2 or 3 times a week. I think this was a subtle message that if I did this I would soon find myself no longer demoted.

This punt took place 3 days ago and since then I have seen Salina. Salina is a bit chubby and her breasts are one size too small for her torso. (There seems to be a pattern forming at 501.) I will review her at a later date.

501 is no longer the place it was in its heyday when it had JoJo, Annie, Nana and Sasa BUT I saw some real potential with ‘new’ Annie and Lisa. They did look hot.. I will see you again soon.

I’ve got to go and Merry Xmas to all of you.

Until that time friends . . .Until that time.

Seagal.

[Steven Seagal]

Chinese Massage.
501 King Street
Newtown

Howdy All,

This is a review of Salina.

Upon arrival I had a talk with owner Davie. Davie mentioned that he hopes to have a sister shop open again in Liverpool in early February. He has a place picked out and waiting for DA approval.

Before I tell you about her you need to know the context of this. Let me start by saying I am a guy who likes to talk to people. My motto has always been that the definition of a stranger is a friend I haven’t made yet. I like to ask questions and am also a fairly open guy who doesn’t mind answering them.

For example, when I was called up into the US Army they gave me a thorough physical examination. At the end of the examination I spent 10 minutes talking with an Army psychiatrist Capt. Hymie Goldman. Being the coward I am, I asked him what would keep me out of the Army and the following questioning ensued.

Goldman: Do you have flat feet?
Seagal: No
Goldman: Are you blind in one eye?
Seagal: No.
Goldman: Are you addicted to drugs?
Seagal: No
Goldman: Are you a homosexual?
Seagal: No.
Goldman: Are you a member of religious group opposed to war?
Seagal; I’m Jewish does that count?
Goldman: So am I. We fight all the time! Are you an only child?
Seagal: No.
Goldman: Do you have a hearing impairment?
Seagal: Huh? I can’t hear you.
Goldman: That finishes you assessment.
Seagal: I still can’t hear you.
Goldman: Hear this! You’re in and you’re fucked!

Fortunately for both of us Hymie and I remained total strangers (shalom), but I didn’t mind the questioning and answering session I had with him.

This brings us to Salina..

Salina is a rather solid looking lady in her mid 20’s. I say she is solid looking to mean she is not fat, but she has that’ I will put on a lot of kilos in a few years time’ look about her. She has a pretty face with what looks like size B breasts. English is not too bad.

Massage was nothing to write home about because it s basically nothing. She sort of tried, but had no real technique. As she ‘massaged’ we talked and most of it consisted of her grilling me. Here is an example.

Salina: Are you married?
Seagal: Divorced.
Salina: How long you divorced?
Seagal: 3 years.
Salina: Why you divorced.
Seagal: That’s complicated.
Salina: You having sex with another woman?
Seagal: No.
Salina: She having sex with another man.
Segal: No!
Salina: You looking for a new wife?
Seagal: No
Salina: Why not?
Seagal: You have a boyfriend?
Salina: Yes.
Seagal: You have sex with him?
Salina: That’s personal!


Holy shit. I felt she was grilling me like a pork chop. She asks me a whole lot of personal questions and when I asked her 2 questions and she claims it’s too personal! Plus, she said she thought I was 70 years old!!!

Needless to say, I was not exactly in mood for an intimate encounter with said Salina. When she started to give me a hand job it was a half arsed effort and I wound up finishing myself off.

Will I see Salina again? If you don’t know the answer to this question I will be conducting English Reading 101 on Boxing Day.

See you again soon where I review the lovely Vicky.

Until that time friends . . .until that time.

Steven.

[ics]

Agree with the assessment on Selina. She is a very weird girl with a lot of weird questions, e.g., have you seen other girls here, how are their boobs, how far did you go with them, what are the colors of their (.)(.). I was like, fucking shut up already. Would NOT recommend this girl.

[harmony]

Thanks for your reviews Travelmate, Steven and all the other kind members

Im relatively new here, but just have to notice that this wonderful revived thread has 85692 views and yet only 909 replies (no doubt mainly from the same few contributors)

That means people read the information, and only 1 / 100 people reading this thread can be bothered either registering or thanking
(actually more like 1 / 300 people)

My humble effort to restore some justice. Thanks again guys

Peace and Seasons Greetings To All

[Travelmate]

Chinese Massage.
501 King Street
Newtown

Howdy All,

This is a review of Salina.

Upon arrival I had a talk with owner Davie. Davie mentioned that he hopes to have a sister shop open again in Liverpool in early February. He has a place picked out and waiting for DA approval.

Before I tell you about her you need to know the context of this. Let me start by saying I am a guy who likes to talk to people. My motto has always been that the definition of a stranger is a friend I haven’t made yet. I like to ask questions and am also a fairly open guy who doesn’t mind answering them.

For example, when I was called up into the US Army they gave me a thorough physical examination. At the end of the examination I spent 10 minutes talking with an Army psychiatrist Capt. Hymie Goldman. Being the coward I am, I asked him what would keep me out of the Army and the following questioning ensued.

Goldman: Do you have flat feet?
Seagal: No
Goldman: Are you blind in one eye?
Seagal: No.
Goldman: Are you addicted to drugs?
Seagal: No
Goldman: Are you a homosexual?
Seagal: No.
Goldman: Are you a member of religious group opposed to war?
Seagal; I’m Jewish does that count?
Goldman: So am I. We fight all the time! Are you an only child?
Seagal: No.
Goldman: Do you have a hearing impairment?
Seagal: Huh? I can’t hear you.
Goldman: That finishes you assessment.
Seagal: I still can’t hear you.
Goldman: Hear this! You’re in and you’re fucked!

Fortunately for both of us Hymie and I remained total strangers (shalom), but I didn’t mind the questioning and answering session I had with him.

This brings us to Salina..

Salina is a rather solid looking lady in her mid 20’s. I say she is solid looking to mean she is not fat, but she has that’ I will put on a lot of kilos in a few years time’ look about her. She has a pretty face with what looks like size B breasts. English is not too bad.

Massage was nothing to write home about because it s basically nothing. She sort of tried, but had no real technique. As she ‘massaged’ we talked and most of it consisted of her grilling me. Here is an example.

Salina: Are you married?
Seagal: Divorced.
Salina: How long you divorced?
Seagal: 3 years.
Salina: Why you divorced.
Seagal: That’s complicated.
Salina: You having sex with another woman?
Seagal: No.
Salina: She having sex with another man.
Segal: No!
Salina: You looking for a new wife?
Seagal: No
Salina: Why not?
Seagal: You have a boyfriend?
Salina: Yes.
Seagal: You have sex with him?
Salina: That’s personal!


Holy shit. I felt she was grilling me like a pork chop. She asks me a whole lot of personal questions and when I asked her 2 questions and she claims it’s too personal! Plus, she said she thought I was 70 years old!!!

Needless to say, I was not exactly in mood for an intimate encounter with said Salina. When she started to give me a hand job it was a half arsed effort and I wound up finishing myself off.

Will I see Salina again? If you don’t know the answer to this question I will be conducting English Reading 101 on Boxing Day.

See you again soon where I review the lovely Vicky.

Until that time friends . . .until that time.

Steven.

I am sure you will like Vicky.
She is very understanding ....and customer focus.

Happy Boxing Day Steven

[Steven Seagal]

I have seen Vicky.

I am just behind on my reviews. Vicky was quite good!

Steven

[Travelmate]

I have seen Vicky.

I am just behind on my reviews. Vicky was quite good!

Steven

yes, more mature thinking and customer oriented.
........She can deliver everything that you want

[Travelmate]

Any review on Vicky??

yes, of course!

which part??? hehheheheh 1,2 or 3

[OldPing]

Bro Seagal still is such a gentleman

[waynekerr]

yes, of course!

which part??? hehheheheh 1,2 or 3

Part 3? Whoa, I'm definitely a part 3 kind of punter, like to read about that in the private section.

WayneK.

[Travelmate]

I have seen Vicky.

I am just behind on my reviews. Vicky was quite good!

Steven

Fully agree!
Her part 1 is the best - massage part
I like her better with her clothes ON!

[Licker]

So....
If you don't want to review her are there any details on Vicky?

Mate,
Since you've posted that same question three times over a time period of four hours, I would have thought that you would have had time to do a simple search.
This is just a friendly reminder that you would have had your answer 4 hours ago, had you actually put in a tiny pit of effort.

Advanced search with "Vicky Newtown" took about 5 seconds and popped up two reviews on the first page, so here you are:

http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.ph...l=1#post125004

http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.ph...l=1#post357651

[lonely heart]

I have seen Vicky.

I am just behind on my reviews. Vicky was quite good!

Steven

Steven the master is too busy eating pussy lar. I agree on you review with Selina,,,,don't get suck in by her looks. Very limited on offer. Also saw your post on Hanna on XXX and check her out the other day.....OMG not a chance I am going in with this gal.

For those who don't mind small boobs, Tiffany is quite rarely mentioned but actually very nice friendly. Very playful.

Anyone got review on the new gal Jenny?

[wachumba]

For those who don't mind small boobs, Tiffany is quite rarely mentioned but actually very nice friendly. Very playful.

So now you say Tiffany is nice and playful but before you say "There are girls has all the attribute of Tiffany and can be have for $100 (45 mins). So feel free to keep her to yourself brothers." when i recommended her?