Reply With Quote"F-- me, I'm a virgin"
I wanna walk around with that t-shirt on New Years Eve Ahlungor
I was walking among the Christmas rush this morning and saw a black t shirt in front of me, it says:
I Love to Fuck !
I thought, cool, fair enough, she was a busty blonde chick looks like one of those European backpackers!
Then she turned around and spoke to her girl friend and the front if the T shirt said:
Fuck ! I'm in Love!
And that opened the floodgate :
Just love, no fuck
Just fuck, no love
Love ends when fuck stops
I fuck to love
Old enough to fuck, too young to love
You want to fuck me, you love me first
You don't love me anymore? You haven't fucked me for a month!
Honey I do love you, please let me have a fuck
You never love me, you just love to fuck
When two people are really in love, they must fuck
Pure love means you don't have to fuck all the times !
What say you ?
"F-- me, I'm a virgin"
I wanna walk around with that t-shirt on New Years Eve Ahlungor
No money no love!
No money no fuck !
Long time no love !
Long time no fuck !
House mate, no time to love !
House mate, it's time to fuck !
Fu-- me long time
Love actually !
Fuck !! Really ??
K.C.U.F
F.
U.
C.
K
(F- you many ways..
F- you backwards
F- you sideways)
Each line is a slogan for a t-shirt?
Fuck love. That can be worn by any recently jilted disgruntled person.
Actually if you put one word love on the front and one word fuck on the back, or vice versa... It would be adequately ambiguous that I could see myself wearing that.
Love is:
Let you
Open my
Vagina and
Explore !
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Never been kissed...
This one would be a crack up to wear on New Year's Eve.
Guaranteed to get actionOriginally Posted by jellyshots
Fuck Love !
punk attitude
Love Fuck
hippie attitude
Fucking Love
hipster attitude
Love Fucking
nympho attitude
Fucking Loved
my favourite WLs
Loved Fucking
my epitaph
Excellent brother rooter !
In reply I give you :
Front: Looking for Love
Back: Willing to Fuck !
Love is: you don't have to say I'm sorry!
Fuck is: you don't have to say anything at all !
To follow your heart, you love !
To follow your dick, you fuck !
Puppy Love !
Doggy Fuck !
Love is a habbit !
Fuck like a rabbit !
I love you as long as you don't ask me to suck your cock !
You can fuck me anywhere you want but I don't kiss in the mouth !
I know how to fuck !
But I'm still learning how to love !
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