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    Quote Originally Posted by DeepImpact View Post
    All I want is a woman with the following:
    - Looks like a supermodel
    - 170 cm +
    - Will stay looking 21 forever
    - Looks hot every day, gets up a few hours before me to make sure her make up and hair are perfect before I get up to eat the breakfast she made me
    - Laughs at all my jokes, nods in agreement and tells me how wise I am when I offer advice
    - Doesn't need flowers on Valentines day, chocolate on Easter or any gifts for Xmas and birthdays
    - Seeks out other girls that she thinks I will find attractive and is understanding of this as a need for me not a want as afterall I could go crazy if my needs aren't fulfilled.
    - Ready for sex whenever I am

    How dare these girls want so many unreasonable things. Why are these good girls so hard to find when I am only after the simple things in life?
    +1

    but im even more simpler just the ones in bold... LOL

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    When I was a youngster, I only sought two qualities in a girl:
    1. She had to be a nymphomaniac
    2. Her father had to own a pub.

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    I wrote a thread about to lie or not to lie to working ladies
    this is what i mean exactly, if i was a financial analyst would she like give me better treatment ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bose0412 View Post
    I wrote a thread about to lie or not to lie to working ladies
    this is what i mean exactly, if i was a financial analyst would she like give me better treatment ??
    As much as girls deny it in front of us, money matters big time and their behaviour will change dependent on it. I've held thousands of dollars worth of chips in the casino and I can see girls (including dealers) looking at me, then at my chips, then back at me, and suddenly they're all giggly and talkative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Good_guy_Greg View Post
    As much as girls deny it in front of us, money matters big time and their behaviour will change dependent on it. I've held thousands of dollars worth of chips in the casino and I can see girls (including dealers) looking at me, then at my chips, then back at me, and suddenly they're all giggly and talkative.
    Sounds like a good pickup tactic, just get a shitload of chips and sit there not playing, wait for a gold digger, then back to her place to cash in ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CunningLinguist View Post
    Sounds like a good pickup tactic, just get a shitload of chips and sit there not playing, wait for a gold digger, then back to her place to cash in ...
    lol but some asshole supervisors don't let you sit if you're not playing :s

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    "I've held thousands of dollars worth of chips in the casino and I can see girls (including dealers) looking at me, then at my chips, then back at me, and suddenly they're all giggly and talkative"

    So thats why you go to the casino bro - that alluring feeling of power, when women can look at your chips and get giggly
    Just get a lovely car, and you will have the same experience, for a lot less outlay

    Cheers bro !

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    I'm happy to be taken advantage of in this town.
    I just want an asian mistress.

    Where do you find these "leftover" girls in Sydney?

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    That why all those women love watch 50 shades. Cause they wanna sex and money. Lots of money...

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    Quote Originally Posted by harmony View Post
    So thats why you go to the casino bro - that alluring feeling of power, when women can look at your chips and get giggly
    Just get a lovely car, and you will have the same experience, for a lot less outlay

    Cheers bro !
    lol bro, that's just a side benefit. I actually go there to pass my time and try to win a quid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Good_guy_Greg View Post
    Bro your reasoning is flawed. Nowhere did I say they don't have the RIGHT to choose their own partner. All I said was that when exercising that RIGHT, they were doing so with UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS.
    Bro in the end consider it a singles market and like all markets, the market determines who has the power and gets what they want. There aren't any market regulations to tell a girl what she should expect based on her status or situation.

    All jokes aside my only advice to you is to work out what it is about yourself that women like most. There might be ten things about you that aren't that great but if there are one or two things that are good then you need to make sure that women see that side of you. For example if you have great biceps there is no point wearing long sleeve shirts everyday or if you are great at chess then don't play soccer, if you are a wine expert don't take her to boost juice.

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    This news sounds like something you might be interested in
    "Ella, the 29-year-old has an arrangement with a businessman nearly twice her age and each time they meet he pays her $2,000."
    "It's not sex for money, it's an exchange between two adults that have something to give each other, on levels far greater than just sexual,"

    http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.ph...ht=Arrangement

    This woman has very realistic expectations

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeepImpact View Post
    Bro in the end consider it a singles market and like all markets, the market determines who has the power and gets what they want. There aren't any market regulations to tell a girl what she should expect based on her status or situation.
    Exactly, it's a market. Let's take the property market - if I go in search of a three bedroom, two storey house in Vaucluse with a pool for $50,000, what do you think the real estate agent will say to me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Good_guy_Greg View Post
    Exactly, it's a market. Let's take the property market - if I go in search of a three bedroom, two storey house in Vaucluse with a pool for $50,000, what do you think the real estate agent will say to me?
    Agent: "$50,000 will only get you CBJ. Throw another 50K on top of that and you can do me however you like."

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    I'm currently getting bombarded with messages from a friend who is desperately trying to start a relationship with a surgeon. It's like she's scared of losing a winning lottery ticket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miyamoto View Post
    I'm currently getting bombarded with messages from a friend who is desperately trying to start a relationship with a surgeon. It's like she's scared of losing a winning lottery ticket.
    Tell her to offer him a BJ, seems to be the best way to get ahead in the medical profession, going by recent newspaper reports LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by aussiegaigin View Post
    Tell her to offer him a BJ, seems to be the best way to get ahead in the medical profession, going by recent newspaper reports LOL
    Get ahead or give a head ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wilisno View Post
    Get ahead or give a head ?
    They go hand-in-hand.
    or maybe head-to-head?

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    BJ 4 surgeon is only for female co-workers, surgeons wife should be good looking trophy wife!

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