Anything new Northside?
ELM in Mango Hill
Been there twice, both walk-ins. As posted above or in other thread, first time was quite good, second time was crap.
Wanted to go somewhere over Easter but not drive far, so thought I give it another go, maybe not so busy over the holidays. This time texted ahead if she was open. For 10 min no reply, then she CALLS me, which almost led to a difficult situation. Texted back that it was a simple yes or no question, and that it didn't need a phone call for that. Heard nothing back for 30 min, then texted me that shop was open by which time had made arrangements elsewhere.
I have a feeling this woman is a bit crazy, and the way she runs her shop kinda reflects that.
Ended up driving a bit further to Lawnton, went to and had a good session despite limited options. Shop setup there isn't great either, but at least they lock the shop and don't tend to other customers while you're there, or worse have them waiting more or less right outside the cubicle...
Anything new Northside?
place i haven't noticed before at the clocktower. checked it out today, 50+ chinese boiler at reception was the only ml available, one other ml busy. seems nothing good ever happens on beams road
I saw Miss Bella a few weeks ago, had noticed her ad for a while but she was located up the coast so was a bit too inconvenient. When she popped up at chermside I thought I would give her a go. Unfortunately it was a waste of time, over priced, over promised and under delivered. Could have been a bad day for her but I’d give it a miss.
Really disappointing as a Northside,
Looks like we need to travel.
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Last edited by Herpetology; 06-07-2023 at 08:01 PM. Reason: Updates
is there a list of all the good shops in the North side ?
Went to UME last week. While I was at reception, one gentleman was leaving, felt but awkward. There were two ML, one was towards larger size, the one did massage for me was the leaner one, started with back walk and a decent back massage, was planning for optin one to finish, but ML insisted on slide, was not sure what she was doing, definitely not doing it again, a decent HJ to end. May return, but just for massage and option one.
Saw a new (ish?) place at Nundah driving past the other day… main road. Trying to look like a Very Important Place… anyone been?
too many fakes in Northside ... stay away !!!
A survey by the Australian Bureau of Statistics reported that massage shops on the Northside are represented 34.7% more accurately than Southside shops, resulting in a 45.4% high satisfaction rate amongst punter's. ?
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Last edited by Herpetology; 13-07-2023 at 11:51 AM. Reason: African girls and a day with two? OK
how many times must I tell you guys to stay away from Northside ? all the boilers living in the Southside work in the Northside for fear of being recognised.
HerpEtology
You talk crap
I HerpetOlogy
Use another name
who the hell are you toxic punter fake news man go away
I do not like you using a name similar to mine ok
You know why
you joined 06/07/23 and write crap
I know 3 shop owners who are concerned about your fake posts
with out putting reviews on to back up you statements being negative as always
Last edited by Herpetology; 16-07-2023 at 09:21 AM. Reason: OMG F Off fake man WYB
The lady at ELM is an absolute nutter. Last time I went there she was drilling me on other shops I’ve been to around the area. Have been there in the past when an old man turns up who I imagine is her husband and sits in the waiting room. There’s no way I’d ever go back.