Clara's Chermside

[LawrenceOfAntarctica]

Hi Gents,

Went to Clara's near Chermside recently. Thought I would post my first review.

It was easy to set up the appointment via text. They were quick to tell me about the 22 year old they had there after I was told C****y wasn't working.

I'm not too interested in younger girls so I rocked up to see what was there.

Building is on a fairly busy road, and the stairs leading up to the area would make Shrek want to go back to his swamp, but I perservered.

Greeted by what seemed to be the only ML there, roughly in 40's. Another ML was there as I was leaving, also 40's (maybe 50's).

I have a shower (do this before you go if you can, not very hygeinic there) and go back to my room, it felt like i was expected to make my own way around unguided.

I lie down and she proceeds to give me the menu, BS and CBJ option. She reaked of cigarettes so I went for the BS, wanting to get out ASAP.

You're all probably thinking "if it was that bad, why didn't you leave"? Don't worry, after the post nut regret I was thinking the same.

She basically pats my back for 5 minutes then proceeds with the BS. there was no oil used, i was very confused. Just dry skin against dry skin.

I turn over and she gets on with the job. I finished and she couldn't get me out fast enough.

I left, not intending to return. Regardless of the other talent, the place was gross.

Price: For what you get? not worth it

Talent: see review

WIR: No

I would be interested to see if anyone else has had a better experience there.

[APL]

Appears my experience much better, turned around half way up the stairs & left
according to other reports haven't missed anything

[BrisbanePunter]

when I joined the forum I was PM'd by a 'punter' telling me about their great experiences there. I smelled a rat then and it seems this joint is on the nose for sure

[BrisbanePunter]

why don't you name the punter?

maybe that messaging punter genuinely does get great service there. it's maybe the service they want.

in my reading of the forum though the public reviews aren't so hot.

[Frank Walker]

When I went in here it was clear it was a boiler joint so I walked straight back out. Definitely far better vfm options Northside so save your cash and this dump will close down soon enough.

[Sparo_Feeder]

I can confirm a solid experience with C****y and C**i....I've had 2 other poor experiences, with other ML...

[Lovesadrink]

This place is a shocker! Never seen so many old boilers in the one joint

[Rump_Lord]

I've had good service but I've only ever seen c****y, can confirm that this place is filled with boilers.... Have had one other massage from here with a moderately young ML but was pretty greedy on the flip so went back to c****y

[lowrider13]

I second that Rump. Choose wisely. An boiler or two onsite. Cherry can look a little tarty (heaven forbid), but CBJ is of the highest quality.

[tab123]

How old are c*****y and c*c*?

[lowrider13]

Good morning Tab. Cherry in late 20’s, maybe early 30’s. WIR, yes. Haven’t met the other girl. ��

[BrisbaneOptions]

Judging by the tissue degeneration in Cherry, I'd say she is in her 40s.

[lowrider13]

Definitely could be in 40s. I think I had a case of wishful thinking! :)

[Rump_Lord]

Yeah C****Y is definitely closer to 40 if not in the 40's but does a good service

[xzaq]

Judging by the tissue degeneration in Cherry, I'd say she is in her 40s.

Anyone know if she's left there for good ?

[Rump_Lord]

She's in Sydney atm.... She'll be back in 3 weeks

[BrisbanePunter]

She's in Sydney atm.... She'll be back in 3 weeks

is that with or without the two weeks in quarantine. nobody is getting out of sydney.

[Rump_Lord]

Oh then she's probably not coming back for a while, forgot about that whole thing called covid

[steveba50]

I had a good massage with some extras there (inc dfk 2 pineapples ) petite girl huge boobs

But yeh its not exactly a clean and tidy shop

[tab123]

I had a good massage with some extras there (inc dfk 2 pineapples ) petite girl huge boobs

But yeh its not exactly a clean and tidy shop

Thanks for sharing! How old is this petite girl?

[Northsidetim]

Went today younger girl 20s big boobs mediocre service hj was ok

[Ken Tuckyfriedchicken]

Why does this shop use the same names, but with different ladies?
Highly confusing.

[Gentleman20]

Why does this shop use the same names, but with different ladies?
Highly confusing.

Yeah I noticed that too --- I think that they are hoping good reviews and calls to mates about a lady will get others to come in ... anyone else can then just step up as the lady in question .... punter thinks that she must be good and says yes !

[lashings74]

Why does this shop use the same names, but with different ladies?
Highly confusing.

Do you know which names they are recycling? I’ve been a few times and seen 2 different girls - keen to try a cpl of the others I’ve spotted, but not aware of them possibly sharing names.

[zakthekat]

I've seen 2 different Baby's there. One was more fun than the other. Also she was 10 years younger.

[lashings74]

I've seen 2 different Baby's there. One was more fun than the other. Also she was 10 years younger.

Ah ok thanks for the heads up. She was one of the ones I saw more than once. But now I have no idea if she is the fun one or not haha.

[macsnuggets]

I've seen 2 different Baby's there. One was more fun than the other. Also she was 10 years younger.

The original Baby is the small TW girl probably mid late 20's friendly, talkative. . saw her last year when she'd just started there..

[Gentleman20]

I've seen 2 different Baby's there. One was more fun than the other. Also she was 10 years younger.

Yes .... and Monica is also used by more than one of them ...

[Rorthud]

Last week with B**y it was decent and saw 2 others not to old on my way out-

One smiled Omar me and I nearly walked straight back in

Possibly improved?

[zakthekat]

The original Baby is the small TW girl probably mid late 20's friendly, talkative. . saw her last year when she'd just started there..

Yeah. I've known her for a couple years. Was great time. The more recent baby was older but still good time.

[Blackmark]

Makes sense with the name changes. Last month I booked Cherry & they messaged back whether I had seen her before. Thought that was strange but after reading these post realise they would have given me a ringer!

[macsnuggets]

Anyone know if Cherry has gone for good ?