April Private Massage Mt Gravatt - Avoid. Avoid. Avoid

[dirtybrett]

Keeping this brief as posted elsewhere but worst fail ever.

Cold room. Cold wet towels for wipedown. Medicore massage. Different oil than promsed (baby oil instead of almond). No candles as promised. Not naked as promised. Not sensual as promised. No tackle tickel. ML covered in fake tan. ML 20 years older than her ad. Mechanical performance. Used a litre of cold baby oil. Was left to clean up myself. ML provided no change. Session cut short by 15 minutes - all for $300/hour.

Ph 0468332944 for reference/searchability.

[BrisbanePunter]

that sounds like a sad punt. is this the advert? are these pics real?

https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/QLD/Upper-Mount-Gravatt/Independent/Aprilxoxo/

[drunk-as-a-punk]

Thanks for the heads up
Sounds like one of the worst

[dirtybrett]

that sounds like a sad punt. is this the advert? are these pics real?

https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/QLD/Upper-Mount-Gravatt/Independent/Aprilxoxo/

Yeah, the photos are absolutely real, slightly retouched and definitely present in her 'best light' - but the photos is as good as it gets, she stays well out of view and well out of reach for the whole session. Clearly doesn't enjoy what she does and isn't there to offer a service, just take the cash.

[popeye96]

At $300/hour, I would have walked as soon as I saw she was 20 years older than advertised.

[4FoW2]

At $300/hour, I would have walked as soon as I saw she was 20 years older than advertised.
Totally agree with Pop - Were you prepared to pay 300 or even 250 / 280 as link says for service with no FS?
When you saw what was presented why didn't you walk? When she said 300 why didn't you walk. After 10/15 mins of BS why didn't you demand a refund? If everything was so bad why did you stay for 45 mins?
If I wanted to get back at a ML what sort of post report would I write???, just sayin". It's a shame ML don't post on here for right of reply.
To be helpful, there are consistent places close to Mt G available.
4FoW2

[dirtybrett]

I didn’t walk because it was initially hard to tell her age when I walked in as she made sure she wasn’t really visible for long and she had a shitload of makeup and glasses on.

I paid that much because messages with her prior assured me that it she was ‘worth it’.

In hindsight I probably should have walked after 20 minutes …. But wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt. My mistake.

I agree it is a shame that ML’s don’t post on here, I’d love to hear why her actual services don’t match the ad description.

If you doubt my version of events, by all means go and give it a crack - if I’m wrong, I’ll pay for your visit. I personally wouldn’t go again if I was paid to.

[Chillguy]

thank for the head up

[BrisbanePunter]

we all think with our dick, we've made the time and effort to turn up and be present. we ( I know I do) continue to press ahead with a bad situation thinking...it cant get any worse.

good reminder to give ourselves a pre-arrival briefing, like a pilot's checklist

cash - secure
car keys - secured
condoms - sufficient

In the event of not matching pictures - walk

[dirtybrett]

"April" changed her name to "Chantel" with a new number - 0452441211 - still the same shit service under a different advertisement. The only thing that will be satisfied is her wallet.

[APuntingwewillgo]

Keeping this brief as posted elsewhere but worst fail ever.

Cold room. Cold wet towels for wipedown. Medicore massage. Different oil than promsed (baby oil instead of almond). No candles as promised. Not naked as promised. Not sensual as promised. No tackle tickel. ML covered in fake tan. ML 20 years older than her ad. Mechanical performance. Used a litre of cold baby oil. Was left to clean up myself. ML provided no change. Session cut short by 15 minutes - all for $300/hour.

Ph 0468332944 for reference/searchability.

Jesus, that's brutal

[Fitch]

we all think with our dick, we've made the time and effort to turn up and be present. we ( I know I do) continue to press ahead with a bad situation thinking...it cant get any worse.

good reminder to give ourselves a pre-arrival briefing, like a pilot's checklist

cash - secure
car keys - secured
condoms - sufficient

In the event of not matching pictures - walk

Haha just quickly, you carry condoms to MLs?
Why?

[Chappie]

Haha just quickly, you carry condoms to MLs?
Why?

In case of a raid, massage shops don’t keep condoms on premises. If you want some action - BYO.

Private WLs are different and I’ve never had to supply my own.

[cn6666]

She was 42 not 20something https://au.simpleescorts.com/ad/captivating-tempting-stunning-and-skilled-australian-0452441-se35030/