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24-08-2021, 10:46 PM
Name: Nancy
Establishment : Eden Gardens Massage
Date of Visit : 5/8/20 (August 5)
Contact Details/Address/Weblink : Level 1, 407 Pacific Highway (rear entrance 6 Alexander Street), Crows Nest, NSW
https://www.edengardenmassage.com/
Hours of Business: 8:30pm-9:30pm
Rates: Diamond FS 60 minutes: $200
Age: Mid-late 20s?
Size/shape: Slim yet buxom
Nationality or Ethnicity: China
Services Provided: BBBJ, 69, FBSM, FS, HJ
Value for money/recommend?: Her? Yes. The place? No.
My experience/comments: This is the first time I've written one of these, so forgive me if I get some things wrong or miss some details, first time poster, yadda yadda. I'd been a couple of years removed from my last time getting to see a girl, and being down on my luck, turned to this as an option. I'd had no idea about Aus99 or anywhere decent, but after seeing the place on a stroll in June, figured it was worth a shot. I just threw a booking up on the site and paid in cash, dressing fairly nicely - I had no idea what to expect, all I knew is that I needed something to relieve stress.
So I wait in there for a few minutes after seeing the receptionist, and she walks in. She looks nice, black lingerie and heels, and we both quickly undress ourselves (not each other) and we hop in the shower. She's very pleasant and her hands feel nice and smooth, and honestly if it was just an hour of that I'd consider going back for a slightly reduced rate with HE. After a deep clean off especially under the skin (uncut bloke here), she gets me to lie face-up on the bed and starts the massage section.
I'd told my family I was going to get an actual massage, and recently had some tension in my hamstring, and she did a decent job of actually helping me wring that out. The erotic side, though, felt strange. Her hands felt nice along my body, but the nipple play was something I wasn't expecting and I'm not sure if I actually like it or not. Afterwards, we get to BBBJ, which was honestly the closest I felt to blowing early. Thankfully I got my time's worth, which eventually moved into 69. It was then I discovered how terrible I am at reciprocating. Bleargh. I tried fingering at one point, but that clearly wasn't for her, so it was just me trying to do something with oral while she blew me.
She comes off after about 20 minutes in all, and asks "Fuck me?" which I hesitantly nod. It's here where I discover how difficult it is to fuck when you're so tall. I'm ~190cm, and the bed only goes up to about my knee, so I'm having to half-crouch in this cramped space while trying to bang her, and it's just not pleasant. She refuses DATY, but I just shrug and keep trying. I realize that the bed won't quite work, so I take her over to the massage table, a much better height for me, and try doggy.
This is where it gets weird, because while it's more comfortable and pleasurable for the both of us, the table tends to creak at my movement, and I'm worried I'm going to break the thing. Plus, while it's going on, I can hear arguing going on outside the door, which makes me very nervous w/r/t if they can hear me, or other clients in the building. I figured I'd just keep going and try to drown it out by spanking her. She didn't like the hard spanks, but I toned it down to a level where it felt good for the both of us.
It's here that I start to tire out. I hadn't had anything close to a dinner prior to this, so I'm spent by about 30 minutes in. We try a variety of different positions, riding, missionary again, side-on, but nothing's really working. At about 45 minutes, I can't take much more, so I just ask to sit on the table like a kid at a doctor's visit and let her try to drain me, which she succeeds in with about 5 minutes left in my time. I clean myself off in the shower, thank her for the experience, grab myself a cup of water from the reception, and get my way out of there as soon as possible.
She was lovely, a good punt, and I may have considered an outcall if not for extenuating circumstances (lockdowns now, plus wanting to become a blood donor). So the girl was good, but Eden Club? The bedding facilities are sub-standard and I really don't like the idea of having a space you can't fuck well in. I know a lot of people have had issues with the staff in the past, but I could look past it once. Wouldn't be able to do it twice, and I don't think they got any better under new management. Shame, really.
I won't bother you with personal takeaways here, but I also don't know quite how to end discussing my experience. All I know is looking back over a year later is that I enjoy writing about this sort of thing, and I'll try leaving some more for anyone that wishes to see them, when I can eventually get back to punting again.
Establishment : Eden Gardens Massage
Date of Visit : 5/8/20 (August 5)
Contact Details/Address/Weblink : Level 1, 407 Pacific Highway (rear entrance 6 Alexander Street), Crows Nest, NSW
https://www.edengardenmassage.com/
Hours of Business: 8:30pm-9:30pm
Rates: Diamond FS 60 minutes: $200
Age: Mid-late 20s?
Size/shape: Slim yet buxom
Nationality or Ethnicity: China
Services Provided: BBBJ, 69, FBSM, FS, HJ
Value for money/recommend?: Her? Yes. The place? No.
My experience/comments: This is the first time I've written one of these, so forgive me if I get some things wrong or miss some details, first time poster, yadda yadda. I'd been a couple of years removed from my last time getting to see a girl, and being down on my luck, turned to this as an option. I'd had no idea about Aus99 or anywhere decent, but after seeing the place on a stroll in June, figured it was worth a shot. I just threw a booking up on the site and paid in cash, dressing fairly nicely - I had no idea what to expect, all I knew is that I needed something to relieve stress.
So I wait in there for a few minutes after seeing the receptionist, and she walks in. She looks nice, black lingerie and heels, and we both quickly undress ourselves (not each other) and we hop in the shower. She's very pleasant and her hands feel nice and smooth, and honestly if it was just an hour of that I'd consider going back for a slightly reduced rate with HE. After a deep clean off especially under the skin (uncut bloke here), she gets me to lie face-up on the bed and starts the massage section.
I'd told my family I was going to get an actual massage, and recently had some tension in my hamstring, and she did a decent job of actually helping me wring that out. The erotic side, though, felt strange. Her hands felt nice along my body, but the nipple play was something I wasn't expecting and I'm not sure if I actually like it or not. Afterwards, we get to BBBJ, which was honestly the closest I felt to blowing early. Thankfully I got my time's worth, which eventually moved into 69. It was then I discovered how terrible I am at reciprocating. Bleargh. I tried fingering at one point, but that clearly wasn't for her, so it was just me trying to do something with oral while she blew me.
She comes off after about 20 minutes in all, and asks "Fuck me?" which I hesitantly nod. It's here where I discover how difficult it is to fuck when you're so tall. I'm ~190cm, and the bed only goes up to about my knee, so I'm having to half-crouch in this cramped space while trying to bang her, and it's just not pleasant. She refuses DATY, but I just shrug and keep trying. I realize that the bed won't quite work, so I take her over to the massage table, a much better height for me, and try doggy.
This is where it gets weird, because while it's more comfortable and pleasurable for the both of us, the table tends to creak at my movement, and I'm worried I'm going to break the thing. Plus, while it's going on, I can hear arguing going on outside the door, which makes me very nervous w/r/t if they can hear me, or other clients in the building. I figured I'd just keep going and try to drown it out by spanking her. She didn't like the hard spanks, but I toned it down to a level where it felt good for the both of us.
It's here that I start to tire out. I hadn't had anything close to a dinner prior to this, so I'm spent by about 30 minutes in. We try a variety of different positions, riding, missionary again, side-on, but nothing's really working. At about 45 minutes, I can't take much more, so I just ask to sit on the table like a kid at a doctor's visit and let her try to drain me, which she succeeds in with about 5 minutes left in my time. I clean myself off in the shower, thank her for the experience, grab myself a cup of water from the reception, and get my way out of there as soon as possible.
She was lovely, a good punt, and I may have considered an outcall if not for extenuating circumstances (lockdowns now, plus wanting to become a blood donor). So the girl was good, but Eden Club? The bedding facilities are sub-standard and I really don't like the idea of having a space you can't fuck well in. I know a lot of people have had issues with the staff in the past, but I could look past it once. Wouldn't be able to do it twice, and I don't think they got any better under new management. Shame, really.
I won't bother you with personal takeaways here, but I also don't know quite how to end discussing my experience. All I know is looking back over a year later is that I enjoy writing about this sort of thing, and I'll try leaving some more for anyone that wishes to see them, when I can eventually get back to punting again.