Vaxx, No Vaxx - COVID's stupid.. no you are !!

[Rackster]

you cant transmit covid whist wearing a condom..

There I've started it.. battle away and stop fucking up good threads with this shit

Happy punting

[warwick1]

you cant transmit covid whist wearing a condom..

There I've started it.. battle away and stop fucking up good threads with this shit

Happy punting

No, that's true Einstein, but to get the full benefit it would be better to pull the condom over your head.......cheers

[kingqxxx]

I am not going to comment on your radical view on condoms. Perhaps you can focus on your grammar first so people can understand you to begin with.

[asiafever]

you cant transmit covid whist wearing a condom..

There I've started it.. battle away and stop fucking up good threads with this shit

Happy punting

Can't you see that is just a lie being spread by "Big Rubber", and they have inserted microchips in to all the condoms so the lizard overlords can sterlise us and electrocute our nads as they prepare to take over our governments amd the world??
Educate yourself!

Literally shaking....


:-P

[Riff888]

I can't even donate blood even when practicing safe sex.

At least the girls I see are or will be fully vaccinated.

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[limbi8888]

need a cone of silence lol

[asiafever]

need a cone of silence lol

https://youtu.be/g1eUIK9CihA

[goodbloke]

Can't you see that is just a lie being spread by "Big Rubber", and they have inserted microchips in to all the condoms so the lizard overlords can sterlise us and electrocute our nads as they prepare to take over our governments amd the world??
Educate yourself!

Literally shaking....


:-P
wow I'm surprised to find an awake smart man in this forum. you got it man

[JJBlows]

Like I have always said, if the goverment wants you..... they almost always find you so relax with your 5G and covid conspiracies..... the government didn't need a face mask and qr code scanning to find Osama bin laden 🤷*♂️🤷*♂️

[Riff888]

Plus Apple and Google already know everything we do.

We are all in databases.

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[Raffiz88]

Can't you see that is just a lie being spread by "Big Rubber", and they have inserted microchips in to all the condoms so the lizard overlords can sterlise us and electrocute our nads as they prepare to take over our governments amd the world??
Educate yourself!

Literally shaking....


:-P

Don't you see? Rubber is a kind of insulation, what else you need insulation for? Electric wires. What electric wires do? They transfer electricity. What does need electricity? Battery.
Hello, are you awake yet??
What runs on battery? Electronics. What do electronics have? Chips.
Are your eyes open yet?
What chip is used for? Tracking.
Wake up people. Stop using condom. It is corporate plot to track your sperm. Why do you think FS shops get free condoms for?


P.S. this is a sarcastic fictional explanation. Which is why it lacks any coherence or logic.

[asiafever]

Don't you see? Rubber is a kind of insulation, what else you need insulation for? Electric wires. What electric wires do? They transfer electricity. What does need electricity? Battery.
Hello, are you awake yet??
What runs on battery? Electronics. What do electronics have? Chips.
Are your eyes open yet?
What chip is used for? Tracking.
Wake up people. Stop using condom. It is corporate plot to track your sperm. Why do you think FS shops get free condoms for?


P.S. this is a sarcastic fictional explanation. Which is why it lacks any coherence or logic.

Haha gold! (And such a shame we have to explain our sarcasm.)

[Rackster]

Nothings wrong with the grammar, perhaps the punctuation, capitalisations, the layout and the aesthetic structure ... but the actual grammar is tip top. However, the point was to try to limit the repetitive narrative on Every post on conflicting Covid opinions. It's tiresome and pointless.

[quagmire]

74557
So now I have proof! got my second shot last week and it was really itchy for a couple of days, I kept scratching until this came out! its obviously the antenna for the micro chip they put in with the 1st shot.

[warwick1]

74557
So now I have proof! got my second shot last week and it was really itchy for a couple of days, I kept scratching until this came out! its obviously the antenna for the micro chip they put in with the 1st shot.

Holy crap, so that's why my internet is dropping out at different intervals, maybe if I wrap my arm in tinfoil will help:grimace:

[Fred Flintstone]

Looks like 90% of the population didn’t get the memo from Dom that masks are NOT required outdoors. Everyone is still walking around outside like a zombie with a mask looking sooo scared they’re gonna catch Covid. Saw one fuckwit yesterday going for a run with a mask. These politicians certainly did a great job in brainwashing everyone into compliance. I’m not wearing a mask outdoors and people are looking at me like I’m a crim hahaha.

[aussiegaigin]

74557
So now I have proof! got my second shot last week and it was really itchy for a couple of days, I kept scratching until this came out! its obviously the antenna for the micro chip they put in with the 1st shot.

Looks more like a Schrader valve that keeps the air in your car tyres.

Could also be used by oldies with pump-up dicks.

[CharlieM]

The Government couldn't get even half the numbers needed for their Mygov Covid Safety App to work.
Start coercing the masses, if it doesn't work tell them they can't go to the pub for a beer and if it still doesn't work take away their livelihood and ability to earn a living... then watch how we get to 90%+

[JJBlows]

Looks like 90% of the population didn’t get the memo from Dom that masks are NOT required outdoors. Everyone is still walking around outside like a zombie with a mask looking sooo scared they’re gonna catch Covid. Saw one fuckwit yesterday going for a run with a mask. These politicians certainly did a great job in brainwashing everyone into compliance. I’m not wearing a mask outdoors and people are looking at me like I’m a crim hahaha.

I think its just a habit that folks need to get over. For me at work I am still required to wear one indoors but when I walk outside to my car to grab tools etc I dont need it but it is easier to leave it on as will have to wear it when I go back inside

[GoldfishMan]

I don't find it surprising that people still keep their masks on when going outside. It's no fun being sick with anything. You don't need a Govt mandate to compel you to protect yourself if you don't feel safe. I went to HK for hols about a year after SARS and even then there were heaps of people wearing masks. There wasn't any mandate to wear them.
I just use common sense. If I find myself in a situation where it is crowded around me and I can't avoid close contact even when I'm outside, I'll put my mask on. Simple as that.

[rooter]

Looks like 90% of the population didn’t get the memo from Dom that masks are NOT required outdoors. Everyone is still walking around outside like a zombie with a mask looking sooo scared they’re gonna catch Covid. Saw one fuckwit yesterday going for a run with a mask. These politicians certainly did a great job in brainwashing everyone into compliance. I’m not wearing a mask outdoors and people are looking at me like I’m a crim hahaha.

It's just another thing people wear or carry, like an umbrella, coat, hat, sunglasses etc.

[suka02]

why do u even worry for people vax or non?i’m vaxd due to comingback to work. we’ve already reached 90% vaxed and there is no evidence vax is protected as minor people died from it. because it isn’t for everyones health. Let it be for peoples choice if they want to be saved or not.

You have such stupid arguements over this. Go get a life who cant even respect people’s choice. their not your body!

[GoldfishMan]

One thing I cannot figure out is how is the Govt able to calculate the vaccination percentage? We've only just completed the census a month or so ago, but they've been coming up with these figures long before that. Surely they would have to rely on that data?

If it was the data from the census before that, it'd be 5 year old data that they're using!

[warwick1]

why do u even worry for people vax or non?i’m vaxd due to comingback to work. we’ve already reached 90% vaxed and there is no evidence vax is protected as minor people died from it. because it isn’t for everyones health. Let it be for peoples choice if they want to be saved or not.

You have such stupid arguements over this. Go get a life who cant even respect people’s choice. their not your body!

74597....................

[tpol]

One thing I cannot figure out is how is the Govt able to calculate the vaccination percentage? We've only just completed the census a month or so ago, but they've been coming up with these figures long before that. Surely they would have to rely on that data?

If it was the data from the census before that, it'd be 5 year old data that they're using!
Random number generator

[Fred Flintstone]

One thing I cannot figure out is how is the Govt able to calculate the vaccination percentage? We've only just completed the census a month or so ago, but they've been coming up with these figures long before that. Surely they would have to rely on that data?

If it was the data from the census before that, it'd be 5 year old data that they're using!
They can only base it on the number of Medicare cards currently in circulation at the moment and then compare to the number of people who have been vaccinated

Agree that it’s not perfect, but more accurate than the dire predictions by the epidemiologists or the ABC’s Dr Norman Swan who said there would be over 100,000 deaths blah blah

[GoldfishMan]

They can only base it on the number of Medicare cards currently in circulation at the moment and then compare to the number of people who have been vaccinated

Agree that it’s not perfect, but more accurate than the dire predictions by the epidemiologists or the ABC’s Dr Norman Swan who said there would be over 100,000 deaths blah blah

So you reckon they use Medicare as the basis of the calculations? That would make sense since it is probably the closest thing they have to a "Universal ID" they have. They really ought to make this information clear though. Don't need to be a genius to realise that a percentage means nothing if you do not explain what the basis of that percentage is.

[Fred Flintstone]

So you reckon they use Medicare as the basis of the calculations? That would make sense since it is probably the closest thing they have to a "Universal ID" they have. They really ought to make this information clear though. Don't need to be a genius to realise that a percentage means nothing if you do not explain what the basis of that percentage is.
The vaccine passport is issued by Medicare so that’s how they count who’s been jabbed. Even though the feds have purchased all vaccines, the States, doctors and pharmacists are also sending Scomo a bill for injecting the vaccine and charged through Medicare.

International students need to have medical insurance and ID, so they’re covered. I’m not sure how illegal immigrants or visa overstayers get the vaccine. What do you do if you have no papers? The vaccine is not being administered on a “cash” basis. Not even by your friendly GP in Wentworthville. LOL

[aussiegaigin]

If you are not eligible for Medicare

If you don’t have a Medicare card, or are not eligible for Medicare, you can get your free vaccination at:

commonwealth vaccinations clinics
state or territory vaccination clinics
community pharmacies that are administering COVID-19 vaccines.

If you are not eligible for Medicare, general practice providers can still supply COVID-19 vaccines to you. Please check with your usual practice for where you can access the vaccine from. The vaccine will be delivered free of charge.

You can find a clinic and book a COVID-19 vaccination using the vaccine clinic finder.

You can also call the National Coronavirus and COVID-19 Vaccine Helpline on 1800 020 080 for more information. For interpreting services call 13 14 50.

[GoldfishMan]

If you are not eligible for Medicare

If you don’t have a Medicare card, or are not eligible for Medicare, you can get your free vaccination at:

commonwealth vaccinations clinics
state or territory vaccination clinics
community pharmacies that are administering COVID-19 vaccines.

If you are not eligible for Medicare, general practice providers can still supply COVID-19 vaccines to you. Please check with your usual practice for where you can access the vaccine from. The vaccine will be delivered free of charge.

You can find a clinic and book a COVID-19 vaccination using the vaccine clinic finder.

You can also call the National Coronavirus and COVID-19 Vaccine Helpline on 1800 020 080 for more information. For interpreting services call 13 14 50.

Yeah, I know, defo can get the jab even if you're not covered by Medicare or private health. My question is, how do they figure out what percentage of the population has received the jab?

I mean, if they use Medicare coverage as the basis of the total pop, they could get to greater than 100% vaccination rate which will be real funny not to mention suss.

I'm betting that they must be using the 5 year old ABS data.

[konfuzion]

Yeah, I know, defo can get the jab even if you're not covered by Medicare or private health. My question is, how do they figure out what percentage of the population has received the jab?

I mean, if they use Medicare coverage as the basis of the total pop, they could get to greater than 100% vaccination rate which will be real funny not to mention suss.

I'm betting that they must be using the 5 year old ABS data.
Number population / number of vaccine used dose 1
Pop / vaccine d2
I think %95 correct

[GoldfishMan]

Number population / number of vaccine used dose 1
Pop / vaccine d2
I think %95 correct
"Number population".... How do they get this?

[konfuzion]

"Number population".... How do they get this?
Cencus so that why %90-95 acurate
https://www.abs.gov.au/statistics/people/population/national-state-and-territory-population/latest-release

[aussiegaigin]

5 year old census data would be pretty useless. Practically nobody in my apartment block was here 5 years ago.

Why worry about how they calculate the numbers?

Just as long as those number keep going up and we can get out of this mess.

[Riff888]

There's other sources with population numbers.

The current ABS
Electoral Commission
Medicare
Passport database
Immigration database

But yes, they would extrapolate data based on certain assumptions so nothing is ever 100% but ball park.

Everyone I know completed this year's cencus, even non residents.

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[aussiegaigin]

Out of all those, Medicare would be the most up to date and comprehensive. You usually have to verify your address and contact details whenever you use the card, including getting vaxxed.