Kat Shop

[kalh688]

MIA for a while...

Tried the new shop along hamilton rd Chermside on my day off (I was told opened not long ago).

I think I saw the owner of the shop somewhere before but can't remember where...

Anyway, got the lady named Sas* I think, very nice (slim and pretty - looks like Eurasian) in my view. Apparently first day at the shop and work week days only.

No comment on the massage, standard options only but still nice.

Massage fees are $50 30mins, $70 1hr (no 45 mins).

Ok shop setup, only 1 shower and on the main road, but not as bad as FG.

[Sparo_Feeder]

Hit and miss shop. Just like a casino. Extras can be pricey, depending on the girl. Some want big $$$, as this is a side gig, from their stripper jobs!....

[Les Depp]

I’ve visited in Kat’s massage quiet few times for 4 hands. Place is clean, friendly and good price.
Especially no Chinese and Thai picky ladies. So far from my experience all the girls i got were young did great job. I leave this place happy every time i visit.

[randy84]

Yeah iv been a couple of times, Kat is smoking sexy & coco both Filipina both are great girls

[PhantomPunter]

Working on the northside the other day so called and was told 4 girls to choose from as it was quiet. Arrived at agreed time and only 2 girls working. Not happy with bullshit and quality of the girls so walked.
As I'm leaving a cop car drives in so might have being lucky that day.

[Les Depp]

Working on the northside the other day so called and was told 4 girls to choose from as it was quiet. Arrived at agreed time and only 2 girls working. Not happy with bullshit and quality of the girls so walked.
As I'm leaving a cop car drives in so might have being lucky that day.


Im not sure about these comments re Kat's shop? Im a regular there,Kat even messages me when she has new girl's & as of this Friday 20/5 shes's only just got 4 girls..... Neww girls are young & hot, Russian, ITALIAN,STH AMERICAN,NEPAL,KOREAN,PHILIPPINES.........Parking onsite is average,most times hard to get in and out, its not a big deal its worth to see Kat's girls...The cop event was not a bust,haha it was a crazy Chinese chick MIMI fighting with another girl over a client ,shes now been booted out,she was a trouble maker only lasted 5mins,harmony returned boys lol....Looks as though someone's trying to trash the good competition out there.....? This is my fav shop to be in,close,good pricing and NEW GIRLS now, any info about new girls better ask KAT.....

[Les Depp]

Im not sure about these comments re Kat shop?
Im a regular there.... Kat even messages me when she has new girls & as of this friday the 20/5 she's only just got 4 girls...
New girls are all young & hot as fk...RUSSIAN,ITALIAN,STH AMERICAN,NEPAL,KOREAN,PHILIPPINES...
Parking onsite is average its hard to get in and out but its not a big deal,its worthed...

the cop event was not a bust,haha,it was a crazy Chinese chick ''Mimi'' fighting with another girl over clients,shes now been booted out,she was a trouble maker only lasted 5mins...Harmony returned boys lol... Look as though someone's trying to trash the good competition out there? This is my fav to be in,close,good pricing & yes to the new girls...more info about new girls? talk to Kat....

[Eggs.Fertiliser]

Lol look like the owner is here

[Massageloverbris]

Yeah was going to say the same .. 3 posts all about Kat shop lol

If mentioning the police 👮*♀️ must have got tone slow on business to put it out on forum

[PhantomPunter]

Interesting, only two ladies in the shop, no other punter and they have a fight?
Must have being some fight that the owner needed to call the cops. I would have thought they wouldn't want cops anywhere near the place.

[Massageloverbris]

Yeah I call BS if police did attend must have been for other than that, and someone trying to down play it

[harry444]

It's a new shop. Don't trash it yet. Obviously a prob that police were called, but I think a raid would have been plain clothes. Dunno. Give them a break.

[Burnerqwerty]

Im not sure about these comments re Kat shop?
Im a regular there......

Hello Les Depp, being a regular have you tried the waxing? I’m looking for a wax with some fun during to break up the pain lol. Do you know how many girls do waxing?

What about the cost of extras, do you find the pricing standard? Or higher like some of the others have said? I like to start with a 1 pineapple option

[bradpitt]

she's only just got 4 girls...
New girls are all young & hot as fk...RUSSIAN,ITALIAN,STH AMERICAN,NEPAL,KOREAN,PHILIPPINES...

I was more laughing at this one...4 girls from 5 countries.

[Golftangomike]

Hi all. First time poster and appreciate everyone’s experiences to help with successful punting. Just wanted to say that I’ve found Kat’s Massage to be very stress relieving. I’ve been quite a few times and seen K*t, C**o, S**I and I*y. I’ve known K*t from her previous shop so we do have a bit of rapport. I know she had some staff issues early on but she seems to have now got a pretty good crew. The shop is clean and the one shower has plenty of soap (unlike some others I’ve been in) though it is near the reception desk. Parking is fine although Hamilton Rd can get busy in peak hours. K*t has looked after me and lets me know about “extras”. It’s reasonably new and I think it’s worth the punt. Please don’t hate on me.

[Golftangomike]

Hi all. New to the site and appreciate the information provided. I guess everyone has different experiences depending on what they’re looking for. I just want to say I’ve been to Kat’s shop a number of times and have seen Co*o, I*y, Sa*i and of course Kat. Also had two 4 hand massages. I know Kat had some staffing issues early on but seems to have a good crew now. Just found the place clean and friendly. Only one shower which is near reception but plenty of soap unlike some other places I’ve been to. Be warned Hamilton Rd can be busy during morning peak hour but no problem finding street parking. Worth a visit in my opinion.

[macsnuggets]

Only one shower which is near reception but plenty of soap unlike some other places I’ve been to.

LOL.. can never have enough soap hey !!!
Thx for the update K.t ..

[PhantomPunter]

Funny how most of the positive reviews are from first time posters. Either the owner has multiple profiles or she is offering "special deals" to punters in return for reviews.
Agree macsnuggets. Love soap 😂
What's the go with Chinese girls fighting and being a trouble maker?
Has Kat had a bad experience somewhere else?
Does anyone know where Mimi is now? Love a fiesty girl..

[Golftangomike]

Seems funny how it’s ok for you to sling off on the opinions of others. It says you’re baby members as well macsnuggers and PhantomPunter. Don’t know who died and made you kings. I thought the purpose of this site was to give information. I gave my opinion and if you haven’t been there I don’t know how you can comment.

[bradpitt]

Funny how most of the positive reviews are from first time posters. Either the owner has multiple profiles or she is offering "special deals" to punters in return for reviews.


they are written by a PR grad or undergrad. 'Acknowledge' previous negative posts by commenting how that has improved.

whatever the various raids certainly impacted clients as did the lack of soap.

should give this shop the same treatment as LAWNTON AUSSIE and the shop posters.

will add these users to my list of Top Shop Owners posting to this Forum.

[Adrel]

ageeeing with Golftangomike here.. ive known Kat for a while and she is one of very few owners who work in the shop and have some type of quality control and take complaints seriously and then try to remedy

having been a punter for years ive lost count of the bad experiences ive had.. its why its a punt.. sometimes the experience is amazing andbother times u guy wTF am indoing here

provide advice .. dont slag off and if something doesnt work out dont try and ruin a business that we all use

[PhantomPunter]

I'm not slagging off just reviewing my experience in the same way others are here.
My reviews were about my attempt to have a session there but here is some advice as suggested by Kat/Adrel.

Don't bullshit, if there are only two girls working say so. That's ok and punters aren't going to expect more.
I see you have updated the photo in your locanto add. Much better. That was going to be my other suggestion to use another photo with better lighting so well done!
Good to see a shop using real photos too and not photo shopped so well done on that!
To be fare next time I'm in the area I'll come in and try again, given there are also positive comments here. If good I'll post a positive review.
Any suggestions on who to see?

[Golftangomike]

I saw new girl Lisa (Italian) today. Exceptional. Very friendly and loved the accent. Not sure when she’s rostered next but worth a visit.

[Les Depp]

Hello everyone! I visited in Kat’s Tuesday wow they had 5,6 girls 2 hotties on training she said. Believe me or not I don’t mind that’s true my dears.

#PhantomPunterSee Kat in person she’ll give you the girl depends what you want cheers!

[bradpitt]

I saw new girl Lisa (Italian) today. Exceptional. Very friendly and loved the accent. Not sure when she’s rostered next but worth a visit.


Hello everyone! I visited in Kat’s Tuesday wow they had 5,6 girls 2 hotties on training she said. Believe me or not I don’t mind that’s true my dears.

#PhantomPunterSee Kat in person she’ll give you the girl depends what you want cheers!

Hello shop owner/operator/PR person.

[Golftangomike]

Hello shop owner/operator/PR person.

No wonder Angelina left you bradpitt. You’re a dick. If you haven’t been shut up and if you have then perhaps a constructive criticism rather than sniping like a bitch.

[bradpitt]

No wonder Angelina left you bradpitt. You’re a dick. If you haven’t been shut up and if you have then perhaps a constructive criticism rather than sniping like a bitch.
Angelina was a flat chested bitch.

Now to actual facts, to the topic of phonetically gifted - Golf Tango Mike.

GTM Joins the forum on 22 May 2022. To date has made 5 posts all on the topic of ...Kat Shop.
Les Depp joins forum 15 May 2022. To date has made 4 posts all only of the topic of ....Kat Shop.

Of course Adrel is little more complex. Joins forum in 2012. Knows the owner of both Kat Shop and the old QJ. Last post was 2016 until tis week out of retirement and posts on ...Kat Shop.

Probably just co-incidences and I'll go back to reading "Social Influencers for Dummies."

The anonymity of a forum such as this works wonders but...for now I can feel another new 'punter' about to weigh in on me.

Les Dep ". Believe me or not I don’t mind that’s true my dears"

who the fuck calls other punters 'my dears'?

[Selecta]

Angelina was a flat chested bitch.

Now to actual facts, to the topic of phonetically gifted - Golf Tango Mike.

GTM Joins the forum on 22 May 2022. To date has made 5 posts all on the topic of ...Kat Shop.
Les Depp joins forum 15 May 2022. To date has made 4 posts all only of the topic of ....Kat Shop.

Of course Adrel is little more complex. Joins forum in 2012. Knows the owner of both Kat Shop and the old QJ. Last post was 2016 until tis week out of retirement and posts on ...Kat Shop.

Probably just co-incidences and I'll go back to reading "Social Influencers for Dummies."

The anonymity of a forum such as this works wonders but...for now I can feel another new 'punter' about to weigh in on me.

Les Dep ". Believe me or not I don’t mind that’s true my dears"

who the fuck calls other punters 'my dears'?
Your getting pretty good at this PI shit 😂

[randy84]

Kat & coco are the best it must be a pinay thing 🤣they just love to service a great service

[Forthehorde]

Visited once. Lots of old boilers, surprised you found a attractive one. Must be grand daughter

[PhantomPunter]

Hello everyone! I visited in Kat’s Tuesday wow they had 5,6 girls 2 hotties on training she said. Believe me or not I don’t mind that’s true my dears.

#PhantomPunterSee Kat in person she’ll give you the girl depends what you want cheers!

So 5 or 6 girls everyday?
Is every Tuesday training day? I'll make sure I make it a Tuesday and do my bit to help 😊

Kat, I'm pretty sure your reading these posts. Shoot me a PM to give me a reccomendation. With that many girls working on the one shift best I have an idea who to ask for before I get there...

[Jamesyouare]

It’s clear one of them is shop owner or affiliated - the “dear” line is actually quite funny

If you are going to bullshit at least make is plausible….

How about Kat whether you DM or LISTEN to feedback while you have an opportunity

There are shops with guys lining up - you might get some punters but really - if you listen and get rid of boilers, engage a few people (DM ok) you might get some regular clients who look after girls

Not sure if they think a good business model is to have an 80/20 boiler/hab ratio but that will only work for so long

These other shops are getting smart and are making a fortune and while not every girl is hab you will get a base level of service

I’m sure it’s a hard business but 2 habs would be better than 8 boilers in the long run - I think that is how Sydney grew its market and well known shops

There are shops in Sydney you can walk into guaranteed to get a great service every time - maybe not that 1%er every time but a solid service

[randy84]

The old cougars u reckon 😆

[PhantomPunter]

So 5 or 6 girls everyday?
Is every Tuesday training day? I'll make sure I make it a Tuesday and do my bit to help

Kat, I'm pretty sure your reading these posts. Shoot me a PM to give me a reccomendation. With that many girls working on the one shift best I have an idea who to ask for before I get there...

Well that's dissapointing Kat. I was hoping you would message me today to give me a reccomendation. With so many girls working it would be hard to choose. Guess I'll just call up and hope all 6 girls are working!
Unless Les, Adrel or GTM can help me out...

[nutsaboutit]

Well I bit the bullet and mad a visit today
I guess it was the owner who greeted me at the door a bit of age but attractive and hot looking body
I was a walk in and was happy to take what was on offer
ther was 2 girls in the reception one 7.5 out of 10 one a 6
but as stated i was there to take what i was given i got the 6^

Room was clean and tidy
massage 6.5 e
after 30 min of a 60 min session i was offered extras
standard IP
naked 2 p
every thing i wanted except fs 4 p {what ever that means )
ip option 7.5 nice girl nice chat and let me touch
over all i have had better but not bad but need to address extra pricing

[bradpitt]

Well I bit the bullet and mad a visit today

so "nutsabout" you, please tell us, as a long time lurker that you are. With all the better shops that are available and well covered on this forum, why did you choose Kat's?

What is it in you that means you are happy to take whatever you get? ie 6/10

[nutsaboutit]

so "nutsabout" you, please tell us, as a long time lurker that you are. With all the better shops that are available and well covered on this forum, why did you choose Kat's?

What is it in you that means you are happy to take whatever you get? ie 6/10

I guess I like to experience the unexpected and take whats on offer more about the suprise then the value for money
And whats a better shop .What one likes is not for all the others

[harry444]

Sorry Bradpitt, but we are not all Brad Pitts. I'm getting on a bit and do feel uncomfortable with a HAB. Boilers know they are boilers and so accept lower standards in their customers. I sometimes use the boiler shop at Boondall and feel good about myself, seeing some the other guys walking out. So Nutsaboutit makes sense to me.

[hogansheros_breakout]

good one to watch

[bradpitt]

Boilers know they are boilers and so accept lower standards in their customers. I sometimes use the boiler shop at Boondall and feel good about myself, seeing some the other guys walking out.
you are welcome to book all the boilers you like. please do.

it doesn't change the fact that nutsaboutit you a fake account/reviewer

[nutsaboutit]

you are welcome to book all the boilers you like. please do.

it doesn't change the fact that nutsaboutit you a fake account/reviewer

No nothing fake just sharing an opinion but happy to chat brad its all good maybe an oppertunity to share some intel pm me if you like all good

[bradpitt]

No nothing fake just sharing an opinion but happy to chat brad its all good maybe an oppertunity to share some intel pm me if you like all good
No need to PM. Post some of your actual real word experiences in other shops which we can understand why you rate the otherwise lowly ranked Kat Shop so highly.

help us gain an insight into your tastes.

[dave.j8811]

Have been a couple of times. It’s expensive asf. $50 for a 30 min sun par massage with expensive extras. Saw a Columbian, wanted $200 for full nude. Sas* Eurasian with saggy titts but nice body was second trip. She seemed bored and wanted $200 for body slide. Yeah sorry ladies I can get a 30min root at brother for less than $250. Won’t be back

[Zac90]

I have been here a few times. The girls have mostly been young and attractive to me, but the massage quality overall is poor barring Kat. She actually knows how to massage. Price went down to standard last month for a cash deal they were doing. Not sure if they are back up now as the promotion is no longer on their ad. Basic extras have been standard for me though bs was expensive. Parking isn't great so I have found myself parking in the lot just next to the shop.

[harry444]

I checked out the shop's ad on Locanto. The pic marked 'Kat' looks pretty hot to me. Looks like small, slim Thai. Any more info?

[Slops]

I checked out the shop's ad on Locanto. The pic marked 'Kat' looks pretty hot to me. Looks like small, slim Thai. Any more info?

You forgot aged GPS (Golden Pussy Syndrome)

[Dr Grafton Everest]

Went for first time to this shop.

Totally unimpressed. M from F. very disappointed.

Detailed review on PP

[Dr Grafton Everest]

M once worked at the Nundah Pineapple Vaporisation clinic. And, it was quite some time ago that I saw her at Nundah. I think, at that time, she was pretty new to the industry.


The one time I saw her previously at Nundah (approx 6 months ago.. not exactly sure), I thought things went pretty well. She seemed quite reserved. She told me a story about being heckled in the street somewhere, and that she was a bit unsettled by it. And that she was pretty shocked by the behaviour of the people who heckled her... there was some trivial background story ... but defo she was the victim of some type of rage.


(In an attempt to divert her conversation.. because she was going on about the shouting incident) I told a story, which I thought was a little funny, and a little interesting...



It started with me commenting about the Nundah store, and it's impressive facilities. And I went into how it had been a 'Women's Day Spa' in the past. I think it was called Endota. The story progressed .. my high-school friend (an actual friend, not a story about me told in the 3rd person), when he was 20, was ultra-handsome, and had been studying in Melbourne and working as a masseuse in an inner city, luxury, 'Women's Day Spa'. My friend was shocked by how many wealthy older women demanded 'natural sexual services'... and they were less than generous with their tips. This was circa 1995



This Nundah session seemed to go ok... I gave 3 pines tip, I think (struggling to remember). There was a decent massage, a nude HJ, and I got to DATY for a bit... but not long. It was a fun and sexy experience. Pricey yeah, but that's a really nice venue... And a cute ML..



Recently, someone had mentioned her on aus99... And I texted a few places in Nth Brisbane asking "is she working there?". So today I saw a Locanto advert saying she was at Chermside, so I booked for 3pm. I'm at a total loss as to what happened today. And wondering have just been scammed, or was she having a 'funny day'... or maybe it was a series on unfortunate misunderstandings? Or paranoid behaviour from the ML? or ML was on Valium? ML wont pull a dick for $120 tip?



OK, so I booked for 3pm, Struggled like hell to find an ATM on the way to Chermside, got caught in awful traffic. Finally got to the ATM and grabbed some bills, and got a text at 2:58, are you coming. Yes I am, I replied, maybe 3:10, is that ok?... "ok" was the response.

I got to the venue, described by a Locanto addvert saying "Parking Onsight".... yeah nah... There is room for 3 cars. 2 cars, obviously owned by MLs, were lazily parked. Thank goodness I had a small car, or I would have not got a park. Even with a small car, it was a battle royal to get the car appropriately positioned.



BEEF #1 Advertising that you have parking, and using the 3 parks for 2 ML's cars is HIGHLY DISRESPECTFUL. PERIOD. On this infraction alone, I will never return to this venue at Chermside.


So I'm in the door at 3:08. How long would you like to stay? 45min, $60 cash.

Into room we go. The venue is very clean, but tired looking. Dim lighting in the small room. No shower in room. Didn't see a bathroom on my way in. Wasn't asked would I like to 'freshen up before the session'. Left in room to undress, was asked would I like a drink of water. Yes please I would.

I PLACED $120 on table next to the massage table. It had a bottle of massage oil on it, so... I'm figuring she'll find the tip, and progress to SOME level of intimacy relatively quickly.


Got a half an hour of rubbish massage. In which she encouraged me to talk, asked me to divulge personal information (not a big fan... like WTF?). I asked her "I'm curious as to what you think makes a 'good customer' ?"

She went on about hygiene, and being polite and respectful, and not being rough to her. I thought I was gonna be able to tick those boxes.

Was asked about my experience with her at Nundah.... She didn't seem to be able to remember me, or not want to. I re-told the story about my friend, in an attempt to jog her memory.

Was told to not talk so loud, as another customer might be disturbed... and comment about the paper thin walls. Was also told my breath stank of cigarette smoke, and please keep my face in the massage hole, don't lift it to talk.....



I was thinking "ok... back the fuck up sweet heart. Yeah I smoke. I have not had a ciggie for at least 1.5 hours. I have showered, put on fresh clothes, shaved face, shaved balls, deodorant, brushed teeth furiously twice. And didn't have a smoke in transit.... So yeah, my breath could have still smelt like smoke. I highly doubt it would be repulsive... But hey, if hygiene is so important to you, why the fuck not offer a client an opportunity to use a bathroom, and provide mouthwash?".... I kept these thoughts to myself.



Massage continued at an ordinary pace. She then asked "What do you want to do after this?"

"I'm going to play sport" I said...

"No no, after the massage" she said..

"errrr... and HJ would be a great start".... I giggled a bit... But honestly I was bemused as to why I was face down, and her tits were not out yet.

I'm pretty sure i then gestured and pointed at the $120 on the table and said "surely that's enough"....

"Oh... I didn't see that there" she said

"Are you blind?" I said... with a joking tone, not a nasty sarcastic tone.



So now I'm expecting her to get her top off at the very least, and she continues to stand there like a clock half struck.

She then starts again with statements like "you have to tell me what you want to do".... and I'm thinking maybe she's paranoid about cops in this place....

so I said it again... "How about you start with a handjob?"

She then retorts with comments suggesting that a 'bargaining session' needs to take place.

I was thinking "YOU HAVE BEEN PAID, YOU ARE FULLY CLOTHED, MY DICK IS SOFT, GET TO IT !!!"

I could have tolerated her haughty attitude and justified it as 'Indian culture'. But damnit, being bone lazy is 'Fijian Culture'... and I was not going to stand for that much longer... especially as the session was getting close to being done.

Then I made a comment about how at Nundah I got some DATY in... and she replied that a nude HJ was all I was going to get, and something again about my mouth not being clean enough to lick her pussy anyhow. FFS



So, I'm still lying face down wondering why she is still being a cold bitch, and wearing clothes.....



There was a half baked TT, and a flip. I asked for my glass of water. She said "Oh, I'll go and get that now" (ohh,... you gonna waste some more time?)



She came back into the room with a glass of water, and I commented... "You know, if you were THAT concerned about my breath, why not offer me a chance to freshen up with some mouthwash? That would be easy."



She left the room again, came back after a long time (possibly just stalling... but it was my guess that she had to beg / borrow /find it and could not) with a large paper cup containing a small amount of mint mouth wash. And then she asked that I go to the toilet to spit it out. Like WTAF?



I put my jeans on, and she asked "why are you doing that?"

"Because I have no idea what is outside the room, and it only took a second to put them on"

"You could use the bathrobe.." she said

I looked at the sad brown robe hanging there and thought "yeah nah, I'm pretty sure that isn't clean"... and rolled my eyes to indicate my disapproval.



She led me down the hall to a toilet. We were both standing outside the closed door listening to an Asian lady urinating. A pretty weak flow IMO, three thoughts came to mind.

1 Maybe the woman in there needs an STI check

2 Maybe the woman in there is very old

3 I had it with this shit show, I'm walking



I was thinking what would be the MOST SINCERELY SARCASTIC RESPONSE I COULD MUSTER AT THAT EXACT MOMENT..?

I gargled in the hallway, spat in the paper cup (no mess), and left the paper cup in the massage room on a table. Dressed and left. AND I left my tip.



The end of what was the worst ML experience I've had to date. ... At least so I thought.



After I left, I drove around the shop for a bit trying to figure where in the heck a customer could park... the answer is BLOODY NOWHERE, without breaking a law and/or risking being towed from the carpark of a neighbouring business.



So I'm driving to my sport practice, and my phone starts getting texts and calls, including one that was semi-intelligible English suggesting I should return for another ML. Not likely Cat.



I then called back the number and the pineapple-blind* ML answers, to which I ask 'what do you want?'



* Yes there's people, who have spent years living in remote farming regions with fields of pineapples, who now fail to recognise our smaller local pineapple varieties as being.... well.... an actual pineapple.



ML gives me a half-assed query "was everything ok?"... WTF is she thinking? I have no idea still. I was thinking that she's doing this under instruction of the owner... So I launched into a tirade about the parking... to which she says "Oh, they are customer cars"



BULLSHIT LADY... I came back 4 hours later and the same two cars were still parked in the same retarded manner, and another customer had bit the bullet and squeezed into the remanence of bitumen available. The poor guy had a mid--size and his car was hanging out like dogs balls in summer.



REGARDLESS if she did, or didn't see the $120 cash sitting on the table next to the massage oil.... I'll NEVER return to this venue, nor EVER see this ML again.



Do all MLs at this place treat you like shit if you tip sub $300? The place is a tired dump, and ML was just tiring. I guessed her extra's menu was a 1/2 menu.... at best.

Did the ML think I was not going to tip her, and really didn't see the $120? (for which I expect, at the VERY FUCKING LEAST, an enthusiastic HJ) and made next to no attempt to rectify things?

Was she under instruction to be a complete cunt to me? For why?

Did they actually think I would return, with yet even more 'easy money' for them?

Has the ML taken to sedatives? Kava?

Is Cat's shop a shit-show, and the guys that are giving good ratings for Cat's just a small bunch of her friends or groupies?

Are those that are giving good ratings for Cat's trolling the rest of us?



One final thought:

In the Douglas Adams (comedy) book 'Life, the Universe and Everything', there is a funny description of a fictitious science called 'Bistromathics'... Briefly, it says that the random events that occur in an Italian Bistro, can be harnessed to power spacecraft across the universe. I am imagining Australia's industry could be powered by harnessing the random bullshit going on in this massage shop.



VFM: $180 for a 30min half baked back rub, noxious attitude, poor hygiene, no respect, no HJ, no tits out, no common sense, and no apology offered.

WIR: If my hands were tied behind my back for 30 days, and my balls were actually purple and the size of grapefruit, I'd still NEVER think of going here again.

[statd001]

Great read…that was quite the tirade haha.

Sorry you had a bad experience but it’s a good warning for others.

I checked Kat’s place out a few weeks ago just out of morbid curiosity and was less than impressed.

The place is shit folks, quit giving them business. Too much traffic, no parking, average looking girls with ridiculous pricing. Better VFM to be had elsewhere.

[bradpitt]

I gargled in the hallway, spat in the paper cup (no mess), and left the paper cup in the massage room on a table. Dressed and left. AND I left my tip.

what were you achieving by leaving a full tip for shit service?
you just reinforced shit service and still getting paid.

[lashings74]

Just out of curiosity - where exactly is Kats shop? Surely if it’s in Chermside there would be some street parking available?

[Dr Grafton Everest]

what were you achieving by leaving a full tip for shit service?
you just reinforced shit service and still getting paid.

Well... I guess it's difficult to explain.

I figured that if:
I picked up the $120 off the counter

Then:
A boiler wearing yellow rubber gloves would chase me down the street whilst pulling up her piss stained undies, and she'd be screaming "mouthwash not FREE !, you no come back Grafton!"

[Stalkingbutler]

Really unexpected

[bradpitt]

Well... I guess it's difficult to explain.

I figured that if:
I picked up the $120 off the counter

Then:
A boiler wearing yellow rubber gloves would chase me down the street whilst pulling up her piss stained undies, and she'd be screaming "mouthwash not FREE !, you no come back Grafton!"

I had very similar last week in a different city. Boiler gave a good massage as expected, zero tackle tickle = zero tip. Yes she demanded a tip. yes I continued walking.

[Brisvegas80]

There is a lot of hate in this thread.
I have followed Kat from 3 shops and always had a great time.
I guess a lot of the hate is coming from other shop owners bagging each other out. Imagine if they put the same amount of effort they are on here into the service they offer us …..
Each place has their pro’s and con’s and her place has more pro’s than other shops.
I don’t see anyone else other than Kat when I go in. I can tell you the photos on her ads are real and that is rare in this industry. Kat herself is hot AF!
The prices are all pretty much the same from shop to shop, Maybe if you are paying more you might have been rude or got them on a bad day but I have paid more for less in other places. I park in the lot next door and go in when the traffic is low. Other places have similar issues though, I went to a place that has a busy coffee shop near by and always felt I was being judged when I walked out by the customers sitting outside.
The same for the shops in Banyo they are right on the main road and you just gotta time your entry.
Still I will go back and like all places if you find someone you like just book them or ask for a photo by text before going in. If they won’t send a photo then the girls aren’t the same as the ad.
Have fun guys!!

[BrisbaneOptions]

Kat & her staff may be attractive, but their attitudes (and prices) are a huge turn off.. save your money fellas

[Herpetology]

You are never happy with any shops. What do you want? With Just two years experience in the Forum!!!!!

This is what you wrote about Unique Thai Massage Stafford .......
."Dropped by earlier this week and discovered that the same disgusting girls are there as has been over the past year. New management is a lie - this place is one of brisbane's worst""
Crap lies.
WFT who do you think you are.
Writing degrading shit about everything you see and experiences in shops with just one visit.
Elaborate on the facts
Stop putting shit comments on the forum and not giving facts.
Don't put basic shit up without details.
Ok Sir....... Who else have you been to and recommended. Good shop services and girls Nationalities and . More.? Champ What is you OPTION.. !!!!!Mr Bris
Rose Manageress 🌹 Unique Thai Massage Waxing Beauty shop Stafford Road Stafford Brisbane is wonderful
Kat is fine she looks after me.
Hi Kat how are you going missing your big hugs darling. Forgive this idiot. Mint watch out for the looser Diamonds for ever. Honey let's have lunch again soon Mint

[HankPatrick]

I have seen Kat a couple of times, great girl good fun but definitely pricy.

[sixtyapples]

Lol imagine saying two years on a backwater shady internet forum isn't enough "experience" to have an opinion 😂 smh

[Herpetology]

Crap talk . You are ridiculous no idea what you are saying . Networking is something we do in this Forum experienced Punters understand this. We communicate continually with each other. Leaving you out of the group

[bradpitt]

Crap talk . You are ridiculous no idea what you are saying . Networking is something we do in this Forum experienced Punters understand this. We communicate continually with each other. Leaving you out of the group

since when has "networking" with shop owners been of any significant benefit to punters? a few cheap massages or first word of new girls on roster?

additionally any network contacts garnered through shops have limited use as we cannot use them in our genuine business networks.

I personally use my networking activities to develop seriously more significant business than a few cheap massages.

plus being in the circle of shop owners whom may or may not be involved in nefarious activities increases your chances of having your phone tapped. (remember Cloud 9 court transcripts)

consequently for me, in my personal experience, 'networking' with massage shop owners is of little benefit.

I am OK with not being invited to your networking events.

[Dr Grafton Everest]

IMO, this message board has about 25% of it's post views from WLs, MLs, and shop owners/managers... And probably 10-20% of posts written by WLs, MLs, and shop owners.

Punters Planet is similar IMO, but in that BB, you can get a better idea of who is viewing what.

Personally, I doubt 'The Law' really gives a shit about 'prostitution offences' in QLD any more. The laws are antiquated, and due for review. Public health, and a safe workplace for ALL persons (regardless of their profession) should be the emphasis. The 1998 laws really only provide a 'model' for taxed work.. it panders to wealthy business owners... and does not address the reality of the industry we have today.

More and more, women want to work as 'low contact' sex workers, and want the freedom to choose what services they provide, and with whom, and for their own price (which may vary from day to day even).

IMO, the location of shops is a bit of an issue. Especially since 'legit massage shops' are probably only 10%-20% of the total 'massage shops'.. (again this varies from week to week with some, depending on which ML are working there).

I think that Tobacco suppliers (including the 'chop shops'), tattoo shops, bottle shops, sex work providers, massage shops, medical cannabis dispensaries, and a few other random businesses that are OBVIOUSLY 18+, should be forced to operate in 'zoned areas'.... Not to 'push the unsightly truth into run down industrial estates'.. nor to 'create mini-red-light-districts'... but to give parents the ability to raise children in a way where they don't see these activities.

Don't think that 'womens day spas' are all 'legit' either. I know a great number offer sexual services for women... It's just the case that women don't brag / slag the services on the internet like men do here.

[Tales]

Anyone tried the new line-up at Kat's. I gave the new Thai a try and was impressed. Good massage pleanty of TT and normal 2 pinapple service. WIR, yeah might try the 4 hands as a few look yummy...

[randy84]

So the Thai the go? Kat one of the best going around & I see the viet chubby one looks like fun

[Selecta]

IMO, this message board has about 25% of it's post views from WLs, MLs, and shop owners/managers... And probably 10-20% of posts written by WLs, MLs, and shop owners.

Punters Planet is similar IMO, but in that BB, you can get a better idea of who is viewing what.

Personally, I doubt 'The Law' really gives a shit about 'prostitution offences' in QLD any more. The laws are antiquated, and due for review. Public health, and a safe workplace for ALL persons (regardless of their profession) should be the emphasis. The 1998 laws really only provide a 'model' for taxed work.. it panders to wealthy business owners... and does not address the reality of the industry we have today.

More and more, women want to work as 'low contact' sex workers, and want the freedom to choose what services they provide, and with whom, and for their own price (which may vary from day to day even).

IMO, the location of shops is a bit of an issue. Especially since 'legit massage shops' are probably only 10%-20% of the total 'massage shops'.. (again this varies from week to week with some, depending on which ML are working there).

I think that Tobacco suppliers (including the 'chop shops'), tattoo shops, bottle shops, sex work providers, massage shops, medical cannabis dispensaries, and a few other random businesses that are OBVIOUSLY 18+, should be forced to operate in 'zoned areas'.... Not to 'push the unsightly truth into run down industrial estates'.. nor to 'create mini-red-light-districts'... but to give parents the ability to raise children in a way where they don't see these activities.

Don't think that 'womens day spas' are all 'legit' either. I know a great number offer sexual services for women... It's just the case that women don't brag / slag the services on the internet like men do here.
Some interesting points there!
I have wondered what the ladies do in comparison to the men. I dont believe for one second that they are all angelic and pure 😅

[The Angel Islington]

I*** Kats Chermside

Happened to be on the north side
Ad is certainly eye popping.
Major shopping centre nearby
Very close
Kitty Kats here we go

Decide to just take whoever
As long as they werent rude
Out walks this young lady
Nice eyes, but nothing else standing out

Very personable, killer massage
In fact, maybe the best one ive had
Says she is trained and has worked non rnt massage
Keen to take it up a notch

Naked, meh.
Its all there, but tightening needed
Wanted ridiculous money for some extras
Not hot enough
Standard finish.
Something there though
One to maybe try again

If youve seen her, lets talk

[carlco777]

Personally, I doubt 'The Law' really gives a shit about 'prostitution offences' in QLD any more. The laws are antiquated, and due for review. Public health, and a safe workplace for ALL persons (regardless of their profession) should be the emphasis. The 1998 laws really only provide a 'model' for taxed work.. it panders to wealthy business owners... and does not address the reality of the industry we have today.

More and more, women want to work as 'low contact' sex workers, and want the freedom to choose what services they provide, and with whom, and for their own price (which may vary from day to day even).

IMO, the location of shops is a bit of an issue. Especially since 'legit massage shops' are probably only 10%-20% of the total 'massage shops'.. (again this varies from week to week with some, depending on which ML are working there).

I think that Tobacco suppliers (including the 'chop shops'), tattoo shops, bottle shops, sex work providers, massage shops, medical cannabis dispensaries, and a few other random businesses that are OBVIOUSLY 18+, should be forced to operate in 'zoned areas'.... Not to 'push the unsightly truth into run down industrial estates'.. nor to 'create mini-red-light-districts'... but to give parents the ability to raise children in a way where they don't see these activities.

Don't think that 'womens day spas' are all 'legit' either. I know a great number offer sexual services for women... It's just the case that women don't brag / slag the services on the internet like men do here.

Nah, the Law does not give a shit about prostitution offences. If anything, it makes for un-necessary paperwork and nothing gained by the police department. We all know how lazy QLD police are. The only time they give a shit is when legalized brothels that pay a licence fee to the govt report on massage shops providing services that only them brothels have paid to provide.

{ More and more, women want to work as 'low contact' sex workers, and want the freedom to choose what services they provide, } hence sugar babies. they don't need to work everyday, they pick who they want, when they want.

{ IMO, the location of shops is a bit of an issue. } brothels can only exist outside residential areas. massage shops can sprout anywhere, as they are only supposed to be providing massages. i'm not sure what issue you might have with the location. imagine if all massage shops cannot be opened near residential areas. what then ?

[Massageloverbris]

Once new laws come in for massage parlours location will be a issue gov will say can only be in a certain area plus they will need pay for a license as government will want $$ of course

[Soft Medium Hard]

Seem to overcharge for service on offer. Is that everyone's experience here or have I seen the wrong girls?

[miiata]

overpriced shit service

[Inspektor_doodoofish]

overpriced shit service

How much do they charge and what’s on menu? Everyone is saying same thing.


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[PhantomPunter]

Expect to be greeted by retired ex strippers still living in their glory days when they could extract as many pines as possible for as little effort as they can.
Don't believe the hype in the advertisement.
Never seen a girl under 35 and most over.
Have given them a go a couple of times over the last few months after being promised "better girls here next time" and left bitterly disappointed each time and won't waste my time again.

Better shops two suburbs away.

[Bed Wrecker]

Expect to be greeted by retired ex strippers still living in their glory days when they could extract as many pines as possible for as little effort as they can.
Don't believe the hype in the advertisement.
Never seen a girl under 35 and most over.
Have given them a go a couple of times over the last few months after being promised "better girls here next time" and left bitterly disappointed each time and won't waste my time again.

Better shops two suburbs away.
Yeah, a grottier and seedier shop i havent seen.
And they quote those prices?
Half expecting meth heads to operate in a room.
Gut feel is they record the action in the room, but not going back to prove it.