Do you prefer long or punchy AR's?

[pocarisweating]

The Title says it all

Whether it's after a punt session of your own, looking for more honest info on a specific shop or girl, maybe you just want to be horny on your commute:

Do you prefer to read a full descriptive recount of the session like a light novel or a short paragraph which gets to the point? Maybe something in between, let me know your thoughts.

P.S. Would be nice to know what you believe is the type of gold standard information that all AR's should have (such as value, legit photos, price etc).

Have a lovely day.

[Jesus666]

The Title says it all

Whether it's after a punt session of your own, looking for more honest info on a specific shop or girl, maybe you just want to be horny on your commute:

Do you prefer to read a full descriptive recount of the session like a light novel or a short paragraph which gets to the point? Maybe something in between, let me know your thoughts.

P.S. Would be nice to know what you believe is the type of gold standard information that all AR's should have (such as value, legit photos, price etc).

Have a lovely day.

The more information the better. Especially for those punters with more sordid tastes and a bucket list.

[woodland]

You should do your reviews like the way you rate about wine or whiskey.

[Sibon]

AR should be like sex. Short and nice.

I'll fall asleep after two paragraphs

[BlackToad]

You should do your reviews like the way you rate about wine or whiskey.

Pussy: Blueberries, honey and a hint of vanilla, traces of semen

[Rogeryou]

Prefer short sharp to the point

Nothing worse then reading a novel I can never get through it.

I walked up 3 steps I drank some water …..Fark me a Hahhaha

[FatStache]

To read, I like em all.

To write, I wish I could write em short but there's 2 reasons why I don't:

I don't wanna omit something that might matter to someone else
I sometimes read my old ARs to relive past punts and more details help

[aussiegaigin]

Most of those long "reviews" tend to read like PR material, rather than a punter report. Very easy to pick them.

[Rogeryou]

Most of those long "reviews" tend to read like PR material, rather than a punter report. Very easy to pick them.

1000% and it’s the same few guys too, it’s like reading a Fucken infomercial hahahah

[nilhlator]

The Title says it all

Whether it's after a punt session of your own, looking for more honest info on a specific shop or girl, maybe you just want to be horny on your commute:

Do you prefer to read a full descriptive recount of the session like a light novel or a short paragraph which gets to the point? Maybe something in between, let me know your thoughts.

P.S. Would be nice to know what you believe is the type of gold standard information that all AR's should have (such as value, legit photos, price etc).

Have a lovely day.


lol surely everyone would want straight to the point

location of the place including visibility and cleanliness
if receptionist was okay and not an ass
part 1 and part 2

why would u wanna hear a long ass story thats possibly made up XD

[jfoldbar]

i dont even read the long ones. i want information, not dribble.

[Thomas Crown]

This is a great question Mr P.

My humble vote is for the longer form.

Think about it -- if you're in the market for a Mercedes, you'll read everything about the car you can get your hands on. Even after you've bought one, you'll probably read more stuff to make sure you can enjoy your beautiful purchase and get the most from your driving experience.

Planning a 6-week tour of Europe? Same thing.

So for me, if I'm interested in a girl and I see a review of her pop up, I want to know as much as possible. I'm looking for the longer read.

Essential information?

Detailed description of the girl. Accuracy of photos. Cost. Value for $$$. Attitude of the girl. Service level. Ease of booking. How the shop treated you. Would you return?

I think this is even more important if you plan to write a critical review. You need to explain why, in detail, with facts.

There was a guy on this forum years ago (not sure if he's still around) who wrote reviews that went for thousands of words. His name was Caffrey, or something very close to that. He was a storyteller, and I loved his reviews. Heaps of information. He put you in the room. He would even tell you what he was wearing to the session, which would be too much for some readers. Of course, it helped that he was also a good writer.

Veterans of this forum used to speak in revered tones about a guy called Steven Seagal. He is legendary for his long reviews. I never got to read any of them as they were published. Before my time.

[Riff888]

Straight to the point, no need to go into too much detail.

Just the highlights.

[V2539]

Shorter is best, I personally only pay attention to the lady’s description, even that can be subjective, the rest is ymmv or fantasy

[Meng]

Hmm to be honest I write ARs for myself as much as for others. The description helps me remember.

[wilisno]

Hmm to be honest I write ARs for myself as much as for others. The description helps me remember.

Exactly what it is for me too, even my feelings at the time.

[Muppet]

Long and detailed are best.

[bethanybigboobs]

I would love for there to be a thread for WL/ ML to review their customers/ experiences with them as well. There are reddit pages for strippers on reddit, but not much for full service women. It’s interesting because most WL really hate the AR stuff because it takes away the confidentiality that is assumed once you enter the room/ put, therefore I think it’s only fair that we have a platform for that too... I’m not sure, what are your opinions?

[Aloscha]

Each to their own I guess. I like giving enough detail for other punters to get the flavour of the session. Just going through the vulgar details of cocks and vaginas in one paragraph is really just a description of sex - same same. It's the "but different" that ARs should highlight.

[Aloscha]

Hmm to be honest I write ARs for myself as much as for others. The description helps me remember.

Used to write in my own "diary" to help me remember the epic sessions. Lol should publish the stories when I get older.

[woodland]

some of the motivations expressed here reminds me of what serial killers would do to relive the memory of killing.

interesting nevertheless.

[Aloscha]

When you get to my age, it's good to reminisce.

As the saying goes, if I told you, I'd have to....

[AHLUNGOR]

Exactly what it is for me too, even my feelings at the time.

I share your sentiments brother Wil.

I posted reviews here in the forum first and foremost for my own personal amusements and saving some memories. Thanks to the forum for providing the platform to do so. And if in the process could help other brothers to make some good punting decisions then it’s a win win and what this forum is all about isn’t it ?

Long or short review its all personal style , you like them you read them, you don’t like them you can just ignore.

Cheers

[Partyallnight]

I think short AR is better.

[Aussieguyinsf]

No tack ons Benny Boy

[dbot1138]

Longer is better, but as some said you can usually pick out the stuff that seems a bit too unbelievable

[spacekid2020]

Hust a good honest AR is best. No BS nothing =)