What are WL or ML comments you don't want to hear?

[cuteguy]

We know girls love to make certain comments to make us happy or to make us come quickly during the session. Common ones are:-

"You're so handsome" (all customers get told this).
"I want you to cum in my pussy" (not really possible if I'm wearing a condom).
"You're my boyfriend" or "I have a boyfriend" (boyfriends don't pay however, many MLs do have boyfriends outside).

What are some comments you prefer not to hear from girls during sessions?

[somtum]

"I have a dick"

[1inchguy]

"im in love with you"

[rooter]

“I am your mother”
Actually “I am your father” would be even worse, that’s a real Luke Skywalker moment.

[Double_Adapter]

- Is it in?
- Get up I didn't hit you that hard !
- Are you sure these condoms aren't too big for you?
- Hurry up
- Can you finish yourself off?
- Does this look like herpes to you?

[tawer5ag]

Ml, i am on my period.

Fml.

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[AHLUNGOR]

Are you inside yet ?

[TheMaestro]

Have you cum yet?

[dotcumdotinyou]

brace yourself...

[woods23]

Telll you to Cum !

[Sibon]

Will you give me tips?

[traveller1]

Will you give me tips?

Time up, have you come yet?

[Climax598]

too big.
No kissing

[woodland]

- 5 more minutes.
- Hurry up.

[warwick1]

Are you Sibon?????

[vromiaris]

You are very fat

[B J Hunter]

Sorry I have to go to toilet…..

[Aloscha]

1. I want to have your babies.

2. *Looking at cum in condom* I wish I could put this inside me.

[zakthekat]

You're the Father! *Maury music gets louder*

[BlackToad]

“Wow, you’re older than my dad”

[GoldfishMan]

“I want to go on a date with you”. Seriously, this is bad.

[KreemJongOon]

"I want you to pay child support. I have 6 kids"

[Aloscha]

"You're exactly my type"

[priapus1966]

"You have a nice little cock."

[1inchguy]

"You have a nice little cock."

She goes "you're so deep"
When I'm one inch :burn:

[OneandDone]

"No need to tip .. we're going to be forever "
"In the lineup we were discussing who you were going to pick this time" lol

First one still haunts me, I feel better about the second 20 years later

[cuteguy]

"No need to tip .. we're going to be forever "
"In the lineup we were discussing who you were going to pick this time" lol

First one still haunts me, I feel better about the second 20 years later

The one that haunts punters is being committed or in a relationship with a WL or ML. Lol

[teheviltwin]

The one that almost made my dick go soft was"I think our baby will look cute"

[cuteguy]

The one that almost made my dick go soft was"I think our baby will look cute"

Or having a baby! Lol

[Shivere]

You single?
So strong.
You live by yourself?

[PKING2]

Come back again tomorrow

[StiFFFy]

"I have a dick"

So instant blow then? :big_smile::big_smile:
I see you've also been to Bankok

[Aloscha]

The one that haunts punters is being committed or in a relationship with a WL or ML. Lol

It's usually a love / fear relationship we have with WLs

[Aloscha]

"I want your cock in every hole you can think of"

I realised later, the nostril was not one of them.

[PKING2]

"I want your cock in every hole you can think of"

I realised later, the nostril was not one of them.

Ear as well, damn son

[cuteguy]

"I want your cock in every hole you can think of"

I realised later, the nostril was not one of them.

How many holes does a girl have? I bet many guys won't get it right.

[papi]

“My dog stepped on a bee”

[Aussieguyinsf]

I’m tired, you get on top.

[teheviltwin]

I’m tired, you get on top.

Yeah that one is a bit annoying.

[Aloscha]

How many holes does a girl have? I bet many guys won't get it right.

Well, the WL in question found it funny but told me to face fuck her instead. So it ended up in one of the said holes thankfully.

[Aloscha]

“My dog stepped on a bee”

Lol so random. how did this affect the service you received bro? Any difference?

[GoldfishMan]

"Why didn't you cum inside?"... Followed by "I'm on the pill".

[cuteguy]

"Why didn't you cum inside?"... Followed by "I'm on the pill".

Many girls are not on the pill!

[Aloscha]

And even then...

I guess that's why GoldfishMan doesn't want to hear that.

I've got another one:

"I was so horny last night knowing I had a booking with you today that I needed to masturbate. But only once. Now I will break your dick."

[zacsuck]

"Why didn't you cum inside?"... Followed by "I'm on the pill".

Actually, the more interesting similar one I have experienced. "Why didn't you cum inside?"... Followed by "I want your babies".

[warwick1]

"Are you Gimmesome" or "Double_Adapter" it's hard to tell you apart"

[Sex mad old man]

You have a big cock (I don’t)

[legs11]

I love you
You are number 1
when are you coming back?
i'll be waiting for you
where do you live?
are you married?
your cock is too big my pussy small
you can't lick my pussy, I've just had laser
my nipples are too sensitive don't touch them

[BerasAsing]

I hate girls saying anything that infers or suggests or indicates that I am anything but a customer. I don’t mind being told i’m a great, good, average, or shit-house customer. I’ll even put up with told I’m The Number One customer after blissing out while DATY so much that I forget the time until the hour’s up before my doctor demanded I quit being so kind to the ladies)

But I hate them calling me a good friend and shit like that.

[cuteguy]

I hate girls saying anything that infers or suggests or indicates that I am anything but a customer. I don’t mind being told i’m a great, good, average, or shit-house customer. I’ll even put up with told I’m The Number One customer after blissing out while DATY so much that I forget the time until the hour’s up before my doctor demanded I quit being so kind to the ladies)

But I hate them calling me a good friend and shit like that.

I had one Thai ML say to my face that she would never go out with a customer even if he was a decent guy. I guess where money is exchanged for a service, a ML or WL will never see customers as friends. So when they say "we're friends", ask yourself a few questions. Has she introduced you to her friends? Has she gone out with you and asked you to pick her up from her home? Does she chat with you on a regular basis? Does she call you by your first name? If none to the above, you're not a friend.

[Rookiestones]

Walking into a Asian massage shop where the message tables are separated by curtains, I heard the ML say in non-english "this guy is bigger than the table"

[cuteguy]

Walking into a Asian massage shop where the message tables are separated by curtains, I heard the ML say in non-english "this guy is bigger than the table"

He probably required not one ML but two or three to massage him!

[Sibon]

What are WL or ML comments you don't want to hear?

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[Meng]

He probably required not one ML but two or three to massage him!

Two to hold up the flaps and one to pull him off.

[cuteguy]

How many holes does a girl have? I bet many guys won't get it right.

There are ten holes in a girl.

[RandT123138]

'I'm single, never been married, don't have kids, do you want to be my boyfriend, you are very nice'

Insisted on booking me the same time the following week!

She is damn gorgoeus though!

What do I make of this? Lol!

[cuteguy]

I had one ML enter the room and without greeting me said "I don't do full service and why everyone asking for it?"

[warwick1]

I had one ML enter the room and without greeting me said "I don't do full service and why everyone asking for it?"

That's fair, at least you know where you stand

[asiafever]

I had one ML enter the room and without greeting me said "I don't do full service and why everyone asking for it?"

Yeah gotta appreciate being upfront.

[cuteguy]

That's fair, at least you know where you stand

Then there are the other MLs who bring it up when there's about 15 minutes left on the clock.

[Appleofedengarden666]

There are ten holes in a girl.

Always have disrespect attitude. Will not surprised if you have bad experiences more than good one

[Veets]

“One shot only”
After you have cum 1/2 way in a session but the bitch didn’t tell you at 1st nor was it a rule from her advert