It Hurts When IP
26-07-2022, 01:20 PM
I now know where the saying ‘couldn’t organise a root in a brothel’ came from.. it’s Rose Castle 🤦*♂️
Came here after visiting AS and being told only one lady available unless I want to wait extra 20 min to see other. The one lady on offer was at best a 3/10.
Called RC, asked “how many lady available now”, receptionist replied “5 lady available now”.
I arrive, and actually only 2 ladies were available. First one Asian lady with teeth (or barely any teeth) like a meth addict.
2nd lady Aussie, could pass as an ex NBA player, would have been 6’4, and wider hips than me.
Reception lady came in “which lady you want”,
I replied “do you have any other ladies”.
“Yes but will have to wait one is having food, and other lady available in 5 min just wait”. Ok, I wait extra 10 minutes in waiting booth. 2 more ladies come out, both much better maybe 5-6/10s.
Reception lady comes back “which one you like”, me “first girl”.
Reception lady- “sorry, she eating food will be ready after 15 min if you want to wait”,
Me- “ok, second girl then”.
Reception lady leaves assuming to get second girl.
5 min later she comes back, sorry second girl have booking already very sorry, she will be available again in 30 minutes.
Me- “ok, first girl then”, reception lady “she will finish food first then ok”.
I wait another 20 minutes, reception lady comes back in “she have booking now, you want to wait”, me “ok, how long”,
“One hour, she will be available”.
Ffs I think to myself, at this point it had been 50 minutes since I walked in the door, now I have to wait another hour to pay for a 5/10 smh.
I decide to leave with my wallet full of cash.
I thought to myself when leaving ‘how hard is it to organise a root in a brothel’.
What’s going on Brisbane, how hard is it to get a half decent root around here.
Private girls are not an option as it’s literally cheaper to fly to Thailand for a week than to see an Aussie Private wl for an hour off of Scarlett Blue or Escorts and babes.
Came here after visiting AS and being told only one lady available unless I want to wait extra 20 min to see other. The one lady on offer was at best a 3/10.
Called RC, asked “how many lady available now”, receptionist replied “5 lady available now”.
I arrive, and actually only 2 ladies were available. First one Asian lady with teeth (or barely any teeth) like a meth addict.
2nd lady Aussie, could pass as an ex NBA player, would have been 6’4, and wider hips than me.
Reception lady came in “which lady you want”,
I replied “do you have any other ladies”.
“Yes but will have to wait one is having food, and other lady available in 5 min just wait”. Ok, I wait extra 10 minutes in waiting booth. 2 more ladies come out, both much better maybe 5-6/10s.
Reception lady comes back “which one you like”, me “first girl”.
Reception lady- “sorry, she eating food will be ready after 15 min if you want to wait”,
Me- “ok, second girl then”.
Reception lady leaves assuming to get second girl.
5 min later she comes back, sorry second girl have booking already very sorry, she will be available again in 30 minutes.
Me- “ok, first girl then”, reception lady “she will finish food first then ok”.
I wait another 20 minutes, reception lady comes back in “she have booking now, you want to wait”, me “ok, how long”,
“One hour, she will be available”.
Ffs I think to myself, at this point it had been 50 minutes since I walked in the door, now I have to wait another hour to pay for a 5/10 smh.
I decide to leave with my wallet full of cash.
I thought to myself when leaving ‘how hard is it to organise a root in a brothel’.
What’s going on Brisbane, how hard is it to get a half decent root around here.
Private girls are not an option as it’s literally cheaper to fly to Thailand for a week than to see an Aussie Private wl for an hour off of Scarlett Blue or Escorts and babes.