What Happened To LMH?

[WilliamWade]

Went to LMH today because 4s was booked out.

Got a 45min massage with a Thai girl there. Massage was 5/10. On the flip had 2 options.

1 pineapple for HJ or 8 pineapple for NHJ?

Anyone else got this gem of a girl?

[bradpitt]

LMH has had a culture problem of rorting punters for a while. she is just doing what her ML sisters told her.

was she kind of chubby, 23 yo ish?

[WilliamWade]

She’s was not, very small petite girl. Wore a mask the whole time. Didn’t get her name unfortunately.

[harry444]

My first thought was, must be a typo. We do mean 8 X 50 = 400? Never been asked for anything that crazy. And a mask, post Covid?

[WilliamWade]

No typo my good sir. Literally asked for 400

[joeblow251]

No typo my good sir. Literally asked for 400

Only way is to walk - in the past I caved into unrealistic demands (no way that much), but now I just go no, no extra thanks - if we all did this, then they would change their tune

[harry444]

The people on this forum probably constitute less than 10% of the punting population. These shops are relying on the uneducated masses. Little we can do to change that.

[The Professor]

What Harry says is true plus those uneductated masses think a nude Asian lady tugging on your pecker is a great session cause at home is an Aussie heffer.
I monger by very strict rules now because I have been burnt many a time. No PRC's, no Sth Americans, no Ausie girls, money for extras after the deed, new girls = 30 min and then tell them give me a reason to stay, any BS, little TT, I walk, set budget, set criteria, visit MS with solid rep most of the time.
I am lucky now I'm older that I'm not tesosterone driven and after a 30 min tester massage would rather come home and tug to Pornhub then give some scammer 3 pineapples for a 20 min nhj that might satisfy me.
Mongering in Brisbane is a scam, don't let the sucker be you.
Puff Puff Prof

[squigglysquid]

I'm under the impression that a decent looking ML makes a lot of money. Even if it's just the standard HJ for fifty dollars. Correct me if I'm wrong here. They're not taxed, just like many other sexual services establishments. The money is usually paid in cash directly to the service provider and therefore off the book. Seven HJ in a week for for a month, and they take home $7,000.

[harry444]

My maths is a bit different.
7x50x4=1400.
I think you meant 7 a day. And that's only a bit more than the average wage these days.
If you think that's good money, try taking your cat to the vet. $1,000 an hour.

[Peterpecker]

I’ve always had great success at LMH but there again I only book someone I know there and it’s the full menu for an hour and no holds barred��

[Lovesadrink]

Anyone know what happened to Thai girl Sonya from LMH?

[Scotty from Marketing]

Anyone know what happened to Thai girl Sonya from LMH?

Yes I do. But apparently Im spouting a big ego and being a cunt by saying that.:grimace:
Not my fault I know some things.

[Dannyboy22]

Tried this place today.

I thought I’d run the gauntlet and have a Surprise (which was really a dumb move).

In walked a chubby Thai girl. Sigh. Didn’t want any extras as she wasn’t really my type so just a massage.

Looked like 2 other hotties though when I paid so wish I asked who was available. I actually felt like asking for another one straight away with one of the other girls haha.

Overall the shop is fairly nice and appears clean. No one else there at the time but looked like a number of rooms.

[dave.j8811]

Saw Columbian today. Was good

[Dannyboy22]

They didn’t say there was a Colombian on yesterday. I asked before I went who was working.

[Gentlemanscarfacethird]

Visited recently… in one word… Overpriced!

[joeblow251]

Visited recently… in one word… Overpriced!

Bingo!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Selecta]

Isnt Colombian lesbian?
How good was it🤔

[Yellow Fever]

Visited this place about 4 times, over a 4 year period?
Underwhelming, mechanical, and extremely overpriced would be my observation.
Typical Westside story.

[Lovemassage2021]

Visited this place about 4 times, over a 4 year period?
Underwhelming, mechanical, and extremely overpriced would be my observation.
Typical Westside story.

I tried 2 Colombian their, S*** and Ste******
awhile ago, wouldn’t recommended at all. Overpriced, Bad Attitude, finish early, doesn’t care and with earphone all the time.
Won’t be back unfortunately.

[Jcmausguy]

Long time lurker first time poster thought I’d finally contribute

Was working around the corner from lmh on Thursday in the middle of the day called an asked if I needed to book she said we don’t have any booking until 2 so just drop in before then there will be a decent choice available.

So popped in was met by a smaller Asian lady, put into a room then introduced to the 2 others free. Picked E**a from Thailand

Massage wasn’t the best. Fast, rushed, soft Probsbly the best three words. The flip was great a touch expencive but that’s standard nowadays 3 pines for a naked body slide plenty of touching both ways.

Would return, probably to try e again as she hinted there may be more on the table

[Galaxybrisbane]

Is this place discreet entry ? Or on a busy road

[FredWard63]

Is this place discreet entry ? Or on a busy road

Very quiet. Small, one way street that runs past train station. There is parking at the back in a large, off street carpark which you access from Clarence Rd. Entry is at the back, upstairs. Pretty discreet.

[Galaxybrisbane]

Has anyone seen p from Japan? Any reviews

[Scotty from Marketing]

Has anyone seen p from Japan? Any reviews

Should be the same as pee from an australian. Maybe more hint of sushi

[rebound101]

Hahahahahaha legend Scotty. Thanks for brightening my Monday

[Lovesadrink]

LMH was probably my favourite shop 3 years ago, sadly no longer

I actually walked from there again recently. Asked to see the line up and let’s say it was “ageing”

[Jack Sparrow]

Was a hot young Thai there last month.
Any dude know where she went

5star?

[pained744]

I live in walking distance from this place. Been meaning to check it out. But really doesn’t seem worth it after reading this thread.

[Quark102]

I used to see a Brazilian that went by Bi***a at this place before COVID. Does anyone know what happened to her?

[Ronjeremy]

Google seems to show that LMH is ‘temporarily closed’ Is this place no longer operating? Anyone know what the deal is?

[Galaxybrisbane]

I used to see a Brazilian that went by Bi***a at this place before COVID. Does anyone know what happened to her?

She’s at tmh I see what was your experience with her like ? Can you dm?

[Sydboii]

I used to see a Brazilian that went by Bi***a at this place before COVID. Does anyone know what happened to her?
She was at toombul about a month ago. Works Fridays I think.

[Ilikebeer]

Google seems to show that LMH is ‘temporarily closed’ Is this place no longer operating? Anyone know what the deal is?

Little Massage House on Google
https://posts.gle/Svk7UDj8n3Js1PgN9

[Gavinator]

Little Massage House on Google
https://posts.gle/Svk7UDj8n3Js1PgN9

will the place re-open ?