Sydney v Perth.Not Sydney f/c football

[numberonebigsize]

With Perth beating Sydney f/c last night i must report that Perth also beats Syd in the knock shop competition (quantity YES, quality DONT KNOW). Was in Perth last week and studied the West Australian daily paper. All massage,shops and escorts are under the same heading and totalled 367. The Syd D/T on the same day had 97 ads. Yes SYDNEY 4.5 mill population ----97 ads PERTH 1.5 mill population 367 ads. WTF!!!!! i thought i would investigate.Rang 9 different mass shops---same girl answered 3 times--starting to get the picture already!! Asked the menu and was offered F/S over phone every time so i assume most,if not all,are brothels of some sort. Also rang 6 Escort ads and (surprise,surprise) the massage girl answered the escort phone as well!!Also 3 places would not talk but said would only give details via text messaging. No doubt a male manning the phones. Prices were pretty similar.90/100 half 160/180 hour.If a conservative 5 mobiles per pimp/reception it is still a lot of knock shops per head of population.

BTW one thing is standard (the world over) "all girls are 20,good body ,hot service," hmm sounds very familar. Could not sample merchandise as had family with me but might try next time,seems like active scene.Also a large percentage of girls were Singapore or Korean, yummy.

I still think Syd is number1

[Punter Poontang]

Who needs sex after seeing that strike from Del Piero?? :cool2:

[Action Pump]

I had a small sample of Perth massage in the CBD a few months back. First place i went to was 22 St Georges Tce. $65 for hours massage. Massage wasn't too bad but she won't be getting any knots out. Then she asked if i wanted extra, she quoted a non negotiable $50 for just a tug. I said no. These miners must really be earning the big bucks there :grimace:

I went to another shop, again price was the same and the old lady quoted $50 for a tug which i got down to $30, wouldn't take $20. But then i declined. $30 was abit too much for 40's something. Fit bod tho.

I tried two Thai places and they were $70, again none of them got any knots out even when i asked for firmer pressure. Didn't ask for extras as they seemed too legit.

My strike rate is horrendous so far. None gave any real satisfaction.

Although, there are many many many beautiful women walking around in office attire in short skirts, tight tops in super fit bods. Didn't have a chance to try any escorts but i hope the girls working are just as hot as the office girls.

[Action Pump]

Oh yea, as i was waiting outside my hotel for the red cat, i saw a driver/pimp dropping a girl off. The driver pointed out this is the hotel and he was in the car waiting. i looked at her and gave her a wink. I think she knows what i knew she was upto.

I was a driver for an escort agency during my uni days so i knew all the clues.